Darlin’ 🎀
@SELENAHSINTI
Came back to the sticks with a slight East coast accent and a bad fucking attitude.
I’m also over 200 pounds. So don’t fwm if you don’t like women built like party speakers.
I ain’t never wanted to go to work
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
At the top of my lungs every timeeeeee
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
Gonna go inhale the biscuits of our oppressors at Cracker Barrel 🫠
Nope not this time satan!
Feeling off today? You could be pregnant.
UPDATE: After this went viral, Mario creator Miyamoto-san added his thoughts: "To aid with expectations is to poison the friendship." When asked about Luigi and Daisy's relationship, he laughed and said "Oh he's blowing her back out every night." He then dapped up the interviewer
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
I love all my husbands and boyfriends equally 😊💚 it’s only cheating if you have a favorite
Women who hide the gut, definitely be cheating
My daughter is getting too big for me to carry and tbh I don’t like that one bit. Going to the gym to be able to lift her forever.
Me describing my situationships:
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
My daughter always got beef with her dad lmao she’s his biggest hater 😂 “Big head daddy is mad”