sam greisman
@SAMGREIS
Virgin who can't drive.
Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)
Lol. Well yes!
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files on.wsj.com/4mcTIKV
As if things weren’t bad enough
From biscuits to BBQ: Ted Lasso Season 4 kicks off production in Kansas City! ⚽️
If I buy one more unneeded beauty product from the TikTok shop my hangover will be cured.
I’ve sucked a lotta dick and this is still the gayest shit I’ve seen

Its true. This happened to me back in 2000. Keep sniffing different fresheners looking for the cure but it’s only making me gayer? Someone help
MAGA podcaster: “Your car air freshener is turning you gay.”
Huge day for those of us that will never get away from the sound of the woman that loves them.
Guerdy and Julia really got take some acting lessons before they concoct another storyline for themselves #RHOM
So sorry but baby thats rachel maddow
FIRST LOOK: HBO‘s #HarryPotter series has unveiled a first look at Harry in his wizarding robes, as cameras roll on one of the most anticipated shows of the year. The picture sees Dominic McLaughin for the first time as the boy who lived More details here:…
What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”
Sorry to do this but Charlotte’s daughter was like a year old when she was adopted in the SATC finale in 2004, 21 years ago and yet in AJLT she is 17?
Instagram glitching and making it look like everyone’s story is close friends made me think Manu Rios was tryna hit it for a sec
And how can we stop her?
Jojo Siwa will release her cover of “Bette Davis Eyes” tonight.