ryan rae harbuck wanted TO BE A CHAIR
@RyanRaeHarbuck
WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A CHAIR #memoir | @nytimes @huffpost @newsweek | ♿️MCs 4-ever | Boy mom•Reluctant omnivore•Always sitting | Kidlit Rep @estywrites
Be like Ru. When you are the hero of the story BECAUSE of your disability, not despite it. But, RUTABAGAS DON'T BUILD TREEHOUSES... Editors, 👀.




I saw an acquaintance, she used to be a childhood best friend. We talked about our insecurities back when we were younger, and she was shocked to hear how I never thought I fit in. Perception is quite literally everything.
Someone says something about a kid named Cookie... Me: That's the name of the bully in my MG book. 11yo: Is that one of the pirates? Me: No, well yes. Well, Cookie is the mirror of the pirate Calypso... it's complicated. 11yo: Now I've REALLY got to read that book!! 🥰🙏
Being a writer means finding the tiniest, minute things to celebrate and feel accomplished. In order to keep going. 🎉🙌Hooray, for completing my first round of edits on my WIP this morning!🙌🎉
I'm in @PublishersWkly Spring 2026 Sneak Preview!! Eek!! publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/ch…
Being a writer is knowing all the proper grammar & punctuation, the syntax, conjugations, the dreaded spelling... but then throwingggg it all out the window when it just doesn't *feel* right.
I mean no disrespect to those books like Dog Man and Cat Kid, I know they are things that often get reluctant readers going. Sparking interest where there was none. Yet. If I have to hear my 6yo read Poop Pooop Poooop Pooooop Poooooop Much longer I'm going to cry.
To all the skeptics: I got my first trad book deal BECAUSE of my self-pub'd book...
Talking about having to get fingerprinted (for a new school job, yay!) and my littlest overhears... "Mom!" He gasps into a whisper, "Did you do a crime??!!"
One cent is better than NONsense... 😅🙏

Help! Flo's V-8 Cafe is hitching a ride in the front caster of my wheelchair and I can't get it out and everybody has gone to bed and what in the ever-loving hell can I do but laugh!🤣🤣🤣

First-round revisions are like, "Oh, I'll add this part... it makes it sooooo much better. I'm a genius." [Scrolls down] "Pfft. Oh. There...it...is. The EXACT same thing. I already thought of that genius *thing* 37 months ago. Maybe I should delete it altogether..."
I LITERALLY cannot think of anything else today🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Would you believe it if I told you I feel like I've waited my whole life for this?? This is everything to me and I am so, so proud. Endless gratitude to @estywrites and the whole Barefoot team.
Ecstatic to announce my client @RyanRaeHarbuck PB debut. Extraordinarily grateful to call her friend. Proud👏🏼of👏🏼you!👏🏼 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Would you believe it if I told you I feel like I've waited my whole life for this?? This is everything to me and I am so, so proud. Endless gratitude to @estywrites and the whole Barefoot team.
Would you believe it if I told you I feel like I've waited my whole life for this?? This is everything to me and I am so, so proud. Endless gratitude to @estywrites and the whole Barefoot team.

I write my first draft in Word. I revise it and move it to Google Docs to revise it again. One more round there, and then I move it back to Word.** **THERE IS NO LOGIC FOR MY MADNESS, THIS IS JUST HOW IT WORKS, AND I ASK NO QUESTIONS.
We had some HVAC guys over today to put in a ceiling vent. I wasn't there, but my hubby said the guy left looking up my memoir on his phone. Friends, I think I found my new head of promo...😅🙌🙏