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@RyanPatrick1991
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help." - Ronald Reagan #2A #1A Backup: @RyanPatBackup
All the male gynecologists thinking they’re gonna spend their lives looking at vaginas.

RIP. He lived way longer than I thought he would. His life was a Crazy Train.

I love everything about this. Keep up the hard work!
What a non scale victory for me! #weightloss #journey #motivation
Arrest him now!
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says Barack Hussein Obama is guilty of treason. Holy crap. "The leader of the gang: Barack HUSSEIN Obama, have you heard of him?... HE'S GUILTY! It's there! He's guilty, this was TREASON. This was every word you can think of." "We have all of the…
I think Colbert is a little butthurt about being cancelled.
Day one of getting @RedClayStrays to play at my wedding next June. My fiancé is obsessed. Can we make this happen?
Now why would someone need THAT much pizza/dogs? 🤔🤔🤔
Barack Obama wasn’t in the mood to deal with Hillary Clinton’s e-mail scandal and had the FBI cover it up because it would eventually lead to the exposure of just how much he loves pizza and hotdogs. Pass it on!