Ryan Gilliss
@RyanGilliss
Who? Drake?
Cheating on your man to go on vacation wit Akademiks is crazy
when that teezo touchdown feature came on
You know what I would be pissed if I was recording POV or FICO and Travis came in that mf tryna play Utopia too.
The dumbest people
Clouds just seem to hover and grow out of nowhere lately.
A cool thing about twitter now is all the scam DMs I get to clear out of my inbox.
just because you’re 5’5 doesn’t mean you look 17 😭
Homem de 36 anos afirma parecer um jovem de 17. Concordam?
Why buy a rep when the real thing is only eleven grand? The pants ain’t the only suckers in this photo.
My grandma accidentally took my adderall and she’s been reading the Bible for like 3 hours
Why does no one remember that it was Flavor Aid? And then to say that it’s actually poison. Yes, that’s the point.
Majority of voters in line appear to be under 40. Really hope they’re not naively drinking the Zohran kool aid, which is actual poison for this city.
Him and McAfee have totally got lost in the sauce. Two of the highest paid people in sports media and softer than baby shit.
“It’s still recognized as one of the worst cities in America. To the point where the head of the FBI has called it 'the murder capital of this country' per capita. That's on the record." - Stephen A. Smith on Memphis (h/t @awfulannouncing )
Points?!?!
its been proven... lose every metric except for points and TOs and you may just be fine
They’ve been screaming about Sharia Law since what? 2008?
Rep. Roy: “Is anybody paying attention to what’s happening in London?! You've got a massive Muslim takeover of the United Kingdom going on right before our eyes... I've got some strong concerns about Sharia Law and whether that will be forced on the American people.”
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Ballerinas doing pirouettes inside of my snow globe.
kanye in 2016: my cousin stole my laptop kanye in 2025: listen, i kinda buried the lede on that story about my cousin
Not a great sign when they misspell the name for the reactor
We launched a state-of-the-art water laboratory in Austin, TX, USA today! The VVater Research Institute!| We are rebuilding America one step at a time. We are at the cutting edge of Farady Reactors' ability to use electricity to purify water and manufacture Hydrogen. With VRI,…
"Can't spell "learn" without "lean" - University of Houston
Houston students look way too reserved lol no nervous pacing nothing
It's crazy to be surprised that ranch might not be good for you and the reason is because you just found out that there's oil in salad dressing.
Major tenet of conservatism is getting surprised and angry about stuff every normal person knows
He had that shit on
Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)
Katz: Where does that confidence come from" Derik Queen: "I'm from Baltimore..."
Insane stat
LeBron already had 8439 points, 2102 rebounds and 2033 assists when Horford entered the league