Rueee

I literally took the phrase go out, touch grass too seriously 🤣. 📍Maasai Mara.

Sir Lewis Hamilton 😮‍💨🔥🥵

one direction songs slap so hard i am so sorry to people who just do not get it

I drove a BMW today to and from work and my God! Bima guys, I get it 🥹

All your brother’s properties belong to his wife and kids… Not you as a sibling.

The fact that he resigned before Eliud Lagat doesn't sit right with me

no more talking stages left in me. IDGAF if you didn’t eat

If grok says I visited your profile, I probably did. I have no sense of shame and I like to commit random acts of joblessness sometimes

Who did this? 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

a man

Mutoriah because what did he mean, “Called to let you know, I’m taken but available for you.”

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

When the Astronomer CEO logs on to LinkedIn

You’d erase for 5 mins and the mark would only get darker.

Ask him

It's been 3 days since our last trophy.💔

Me every month acting like I never seen a full moon before

Genuinely how do you stop doing this

Crazy world

I’m reading sentences I never thought I’d read

“llahay wa bogor wa baari waa buuxaa waa bixiya ma baroobo ninkii barrtana bahii waa deysay…” That has got to be the best thing I’ve seen today.🥹