DennistheMonster😈
@RulesofDennis
follow the rules or I eat you #TheBookofRules😈
This book has rules. You must follow all the rules. If you break the rules, I will eat you. #kidlit #PictureBooks #TheBookofRules😈 us.macmillan.com/books/97803743…
You know what else is a fun game? Eating rule-breaking kids. Best game ever.
It’s a fun game 🐝 @tombabylon is AWESOME! #kidlit #BackToSchool #PictureBooks
OR…just let me eat. How bout that?
It’s simple: don’t get gobbled. 😈
I am groaning from the margins after that joke. You will be eaten later…
I did wrestle a pun. I did win. It was intense. Some say it was ugly. Some say I went too far. Some say it was pure pun-ishment…Looking forward to talking about broken expectations and humor in #picturebooks! 🤓 #kidlit #amquerying
I will eat this goose if he gets a book before me
I'm thinking DJ Goose needs his own book...
I want to get out of this book. Someone make me into a plushie.
*Tiny T. Rex merch giveaway!* TINY T. REX AND THE FIRST-DAY OOPSIES is coming July 15th and I decided to #giveaway 3 of these corduroy Tiny T. Rex hats I made (w/ art by Jay Fleck!) To win a Tiny-embroidered hat: Like, retweet, + comment a school oopsie YOU had! 🦖
Ignore this upcoming book. Buy mine! #picturebook
WARNING: NOT COZY OR QUIET! The countdown continues… tinyurl.com/y5xzwz47 #picturebooks #kidlit
You’ve utterly betrayed me. I’m not even in this book. Whatever. Enjoy your stupid owl and bear I don’t even care I’m not jealous or want a follow up book even a little!
5 MONTHS FROM TODAY! Bedtime stories are about to get LIT!🔥 tinyurl.com/y5xzwz47 #picturebooks #kidlit #teachers
Really? Not gonna mention the part where you forged my signature and explicitly warned people to watch out for me and to “keep following the rules?!” Unbelievable.
So much fun today at Storypalooza! Best part was running into some old friends!
Cool story. But do you have child-eating monster in it? Nope.
Sign up or I eat you…
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It’s true. I’m hungry.
Follow the rules or get eaten...Dennis is hungry 😈 us.macmillan.com/books/97803743… #picturebooks #kidlit #teachertwitter
Had a blast this morning with 4th & 5th grade @LIBERTYSCHOOLS students & librarians! The Book of Rules applesauce dance was a hit!! 😈🤩🍎 I can now add “pouch of applesauce” to the things I’ve signed 🤣
I need a new profile pic. Alright, kids…get to work. Free pass on being eaten to the winning artist.
Why ZERO? What is it with you? Why can’t I eat? You think I can live on book alone?!
😂🤣 how many will be eaten, I wonder? Hopefully ZERO!!! Have so much fun, Amy! 🤩
I may have to give them all a free pass. Adorable.
@BrianGehrlein and @RulesofDennis....do you wanna know what kids REALLY think of your book? Here you go! ;) @MacKidsBooks @tombabylon youtu.be/4ZbLq8xR_Ho?si…
No. I am not a stamp. How dare you.
Now do Dennis stamps. This letter has rules. And so does the USPS. If you break the rules. Dennis eats you AND it’s a felony!😈
Oh look. More tasty kids I won’t get to eat across the @LIBERTYSCHOOLS district…
📚The Liberty Education Foundation has gifted every Kindergarten and 1st Grade classroom (77 district-wide) with The Book of Rules by @LHSJAYS's very own English teacher, @BrianGehrlein! And the best part—Mr. Gehrlein signed each copy!
I will not eat this kid. Love my new profile pic…
Oh I LOVE THIS!!! Check it out, @RulesofDennis