Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer

Hi. If you don't understand my "X Aesthetic" yet, here's a summary: I'm a highly successful Midwest attorney, husband and father who can shitpost with the best of them. I've passed the tests, read the books, kissed the girls, raised the kids, and made the money. X is a hobby.

Bros, Browns and Bitches . . .

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The first person to become a multi-trillionairre will do so by profiting off an India-China conflict lasting over a decade. Figure out how to force the war and make your fortune. Good luck!

I suggested "Used Bags of Tea," but this also works.

Hurr Durr. Another fucking waste of time. An administration run by Meme Makers, Bros, Browns and Bitches. I'd rather absolutely nothing happened than this ADHD bullshit.

So we're lowering the voting age (matriculating towards lowering consent and age of majority) and simultaneously banning porn and importing foreign men 18-30 into the West? What could possibly go wrong?

Every time an Indian account calls me racist, I hear it in their goofy accent and it makes me laugh.

It's about time. MMAGA. Make Mental Asylums Great Again

The Tea Leak proved conclusively that the average American woman over the age of 20 is 5'4" and 175 lbs.

Not your keys, not your coins. Never lose an opportunity to have your crypto safe and in your custody.

So, your chin?

France is a luxury good, not a hegemony of any kind. The truth hurts. Please keep making wine, clothes, and horror movies.

Tom Bombadil is ALWAYS a necessary character. He is the overpowered observer who doesn't give a fuck. His observing gives meaning to everything except him, and no one he encounters understands his plan or purpose. He is God.

The need to complain with other women about men is greater than their combined situational awareness to possible security issues. This is why giving them the vote was a poor decision.

I just hit 1 million views on youtube.com/@DrewBaye Thanks to everyone who has watched my videos!

Now there needs to be a rating app of the women's pictures called "Used Bags of Tea."

The Liberal youth have adopted the word "Performative." How "Theater Kid" of them.

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Votey McVoteface IYKYK

CTE + DV = Junior Seau B.J. needs 24-hour care in a facility to prevent him from harming himself and others. "Help" will not be something he wants or will understand. He's on the path to suicide by cop.