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North Dakota doesn't exist.
Janice Soprano ripping a j and singing along to Paul Simon in the car Groyper
Annalisa Zucca just rolling an eggbeater through my pale ass mick brainpan
anne rice fans will literally be like "i wish i could be the vampire from her classic novel 'don't become a vampire'"
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New Episode 👽🐴 "Coast to Coast vol. 6" w/ @boxedsets Scott joins Glen and Psi to once again pay tribute to Art Bell, cover @WhitleyStrieber book Communion (1987), and talk about animals, souls, The Moon, and answer voicemails/emails from the audience For premium…
Wait doesn’t this mean that they have to show her naked during discovery lmao
The Macrons have filed a US lawsuit against Candace Owens for repeatedly claiming that Brigitte Macron is a man. Follow: @AFpost
Yeah dude basically black sabbath offends my christian sensibilities, I prefer to spend all day mk ultraing myself with underage anime waifus, race war propaganda, and whatever snuff film is circulating today
Having been on Twitter forever creates the strangest dreams: I’ll be hanging out drinking beers with the boys but I only know what two of them look like, so the other three become composites of people I have seen in person
Sabbath is one of those bands where the most obvious answer is the best. This still is the hardest fuckin song of all time
Every day your life is made worse by shitty J33t code. It affects you more than road construction, and the fact that I had to censor this tweet to express this truth probably means it’s terminal
Got the a10s but still stuck out here nordogging it
Look at my dog bruh. It was over for him before it even started 😭
How have the Red Sox not traded for Michael McGreevy when his namesake was one of the most beloved legends in their storied history
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New Episode 🐴🚨 "The Sopranos" w/ @VincentNappi Vincent joins Glen to talk about The Sopranos (1999-2007). Free on all platforms. Link in bio
A chess journalist once asked Alekhine how many moves he looked ahead… “One. The best one.”
As a Minnesotan, I promise I’ll personally donate to his campaign if he can demonstrate a proper zipper merge onto the freeway
BREAKING: Omar Fateh has won the endorsement of the Minneapolis Democratic Party for mayor.
LIKE and SHARE if you agree that the FBI should raid the Obama compound tomorrow morning
Are you watching the W, or are you taking an L?
Got all my chores done so now I can kick back and watch the W all day 😤
🎵 I learned a thing or two from Guy Guy dontcha know? You’d better stay away from Copperhead Roadddddd 🎵
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Millennials were bred to be grade-grubbers who prized college above all else. They memorized academic leftism to secure those grades, caring little beyond the access it gave them to enjoy the smirk-lines of Daily Show/Colbert. When the '08 depression bankrupted the career promise…
All true, but the question I have yet to see a good answer for is why politics swallowed the rest of the culture circa 2012 to create these incentives?