𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉.ᐟ

ㅤ “ 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧’𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧—- 𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗬 𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 ” ฿ 𝟯.𝟱𝟬𝟬.𝟬𝟬𝟬.𝟬𝟬𝟬 ㅤ

ㅤ ( His skin stretches without any issue to see. The other could likely go even farther and he’d hear not a peep of pain from Luffy’s mouth. ) Oh right! I forgot that you were with Sabo. I’m bad with rememberin’ folks most of the time. ㅤ

ㅤ “ . . . EH?! Yer a Shinobi?! Ya shoulda told me sooner! Now you’ve got my attention! Can ya do the shadow clone technique?!? Do you say “nin-nin” before pullin’ off any jutsu?! ✨✨” ㅤ

//: this is like the average experience of trying to rizz up a Shonen protag

ㅤ Almost whizzing past, the captain appears with a treasure chest at his shoulder. Clearly running away from the horde of the competing crew. “ What’re ya talkin’ about?! I already got it! Let’s go, slowpoke! ” ㅤ

ㅤ “ Where’d you even get green eggs n’ ham anyway? Did ya get ‘em from green hens n’ green pigs? ” He thought it a fair question, and it seemed like he was seriously considering that a possibility. Luffy had forgotten that food coloring existed. ㅤ

ㅤ “ Oh! Well that’s new. Good luck with that, I guess. Try not to get lost. It’s easy to on these waters, everythin’s all out of wack. ” ㅤ

//: Activity’s been low, but I’ll be picking it up now!

//: A little bit, but I’m also not inside your brain like a parasite so if you have a plot in mind It’d probably be better to know exactly what your idea is instead of a vague concept