Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat

Rolf report 29 July: This is a new thingy that the Calcuttians have inserted into my chalet. It seems to be a circular tube that I’m supposed to get inside of and run around in. I think I’ll just sit on it for a while first. Rolf x

Rolf's on a Calcutt Cattery visit Lucky Chalet number twelve He can't wait to exit his carrier And in his room have a dig and delve What's the first thing he sees in the corner? Oh no. Another Demon Bear! Rolf isn't so sure about it And gives it a well deserved glare!!

Rolf report 28 July: I’ve been consigned to quarters for a few days at the Calcutt Cattery. It’s Chalet No. 12 this time. Lovely people and posh digs. There’s a bear waiting for me though. Not sure about that bear at all. Rolf x

Depending of how Rolfie feels, He'll take a nap, Or interfere with meals. Curried chicken? That looks nice! If you're looking For some advice. Don't try to plan Your routine, If you've got A cat on the scene! Whatever it is, They will thwart, Whatever it is, You'll get caught!

Rolf report 27 July: When the sunflowers are out and it’s shiny bright outside, you know you’re bang in the middle of the summer. (Oh, and did I mention I’m quite shiny too?) Rolf x

Rolf report 26 July: At dinner time, my main duty is to interfere with humans and their meals. Sometimes just to show how nonchalant I am about it, I throw a paw out to the side. Rolf x

Thanks for meeting me on Monday. It made Graduation Day that much more special! 🎓🐈‍⬛

Rolf report 25 July: Time for a little Magic Flute I reckon. Fritz Wunderlich provides the vocals, with the Berlin Philharmonic backing up. It’s Tamino’s Portrait Aria… Now don’t take this personally Fritz, but your fab voice makes me want to head upstairs for a snooze. Rolf x

Rolf has tons of followers From students to student mums too All of them love him dearly And look forward to reading a Tweet or two Esther has followed for 3 years now And has finally met Mr Cat Her son graduated on Monday How fantastic is that!!

Rolf report 24 July: When I want to signal that I’m ready for my third breakfast, I crouch down in this position behind the monitors and wait for the American Human to hop to it. If he doesn’t, then much meowing follows until the goods are delivered. Rolf x

The Mums Of Warwick students, Are feeling Very proud, The pride they feel For their offspring, They want to should Out loud. This lady Is a Londoner, But originally From Spain, I bet she gets Somewhat fed up, Regarding jokes about The rain!

Rolf report 23 July: I have a special group of followers: mums of Warwick students. Esther, a Londoner but originally from Sevilla, began following me on X 3 years ago when her son started at the uni. He graduated Monday. Congrats to you & your son, & lovely to meet you! Rolf x

A Rolfie follower Did a long time wait, She got to see Rolf Before a Graduate, The meeting took place With minutes to spare, Everyone smart, Brushed fur and hair, We wish you well With the next steps you take, This kind of encounter Does memories make!

Rolf report 22 July: This student had followed me on Insta since she arrived at Warwick but never met me. She finally did so minutes to spare before picking up her Politics & Int’l Studies degree. Phew, that was close! Nice to meet you & good luck with your next steps! Rolf x

Robb and Rolf are on Campus To Economics they did go But they were stopped by some fans Whilst they were in full flow Rolf upheld his duties well With his favourite meet and greet The job description well nailed And the welcoming complete

A funny thing happened On the way to Economics, Two researchers met Rolf And discussed some topics. Like the cost of Lik-e-Lix, And the bank interest rate, And why Rolf thinks He gets less on his plate!

Rolfie, Is at the end of his rope, With frustration, It's difficult to cope. But if we let Rolf loose, In response to the tuts, Poor Mr. Squirrel Will be minus his nuts! For Rolf will chase Mr. Squirrel away, And he will be In nutless dismay!

Rolf report 21 July: These two researchers saw me headed towards Economics and wanted to say hello. Nice to meet you and all the best! (Friendly meet & greets are in my job description.) Rolf x

Rolf report 20 July: My lead is tied to a stake in the ground in the garden. I’m right at the end of my rope, so to speak, when I get close to the feeding station for the squirrels. Frustrating? Yes a bit, but I know that proper squirrel hunts are long in the past for me. Rolf x

Exam time, It is upon us, And a black cat Will bring you luck. Rolfie has sprinkled His pixie dust, To ensure your exams Don't suck!