Rob Auton
@RobertAuton
Writer and performer of some of what I write. I joined Twitter to spend more time with my phone. I am doing my new show at the Edinburgh Festival 2024.
Happy On Sale Day to all that celebrate🎉 ★ @GraceCampbell & The People She Finds Funny ★ @reggiewatts (last few!) ★ @RobertAuton : CAN (An Hour-Long Story) ★ Kevin Bridges: WIP ★ Urooj Ashfaq: Edinburgh Dates + Tour sohotheatre.com/whats-on-sale-…
Thanks to anyone who has been to a work in progress of this show. Your attendance has been very helpful. I start my Edinburgh run of shows a week tomorrow. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you.

"When you fall in love with the process rather than the product, you don't have to wait to give yourself permission to be happy." This is a quote I have thought about a lot this year. Making the stuff is the thing. I am taking my new show on tour next year. Tickets on sale 10 am.

Tomorrow night, MARGATE. Myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to ‘Where Else’ in Margate. It would be great to see you if you fancy it?

Multi-award-winning comedian and podcaster @RobertAuton announces brand new tour ahead of bringing debut story to the Edinburgh Fringe with 'CAN: The Story of a Man called CAN' avalonuk.com/2025/07/16/mul…
We're back to it tomorrow! (Sunday) And it's a 3pm KO. The great Rob Auton previewing new show CAN. Tickets just £6.50. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛
This Sunday from 5.30pm-6.30pm I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘CAN:The Story Of A Man Called Can’ at the Bill Murray in Angel. I’ve been enjoying crossing some stuff out and underlining other bits. It would be great to see you if you fancy it. T*+%ets googleable

Crumpet moon over the city of my breakfast. Yes the crumpet was cooked with a hand dryer.

Tonight I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘CAN: The Story of a Man Called Can’ at @alwaysbecomedy. It would be great to see you. 8pm at the Tommyfield in Kennington. Here’s a bit from the Cambridge work in progress. Tickets here alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets?page=5
Bonus episode of the Always Be Comedy podcast is out now and it’s with the great Rob Auton. We chat Rob’s new show CAN (Edinburgh run on sale now!), self help, motivation, Saving Private Ryan & much more. alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast 🩷💛
Thanks a lot to the people of Bristol Comedy garden for having me last night. I am back in Bristol doing work in progress on 18th and 24th June.