Roberto Shenanigans
@Rob_Shenanigans
Personally foul. Moderate tomfoolery with bouts of debauchery. Music. Movies. Cleveland. Bad takes. I'm an idiot. Find me at @ robertoshenanigans.bsky
Ray Lewis is trending so I'll take this opportunity to again remind the world that the NFL, ABC, Disney and Saturday Night Live all tried to scrub the internet of this TV Funhouse skit "Ray of Light" about Lewis famously escaping a murder conviction, but I will never let it die:
Couldn't take any more... I muted and re-blocked her again.
Mary Kay leaves no stone unturned when searching for drama. Check out this word salad of a question she just asked Shedeur Sanders:
Sources: #Browns WR Cedric Tillman is believed to be okay following the injury to his lower left leg during today’s practice — which forced him off the field. A big relief for Cleveland, who has big plans in store for Tillman. The 2023 third-round pick totaled 29 catches for…
Shemar Stewart really did hold the Bengals hostage
Just in: Shemar Stewart and the Cincinnati Bengals reached agreement on a four-year, fully guaranteed $18.97 million contract that includes a $10.4 million signing bonus, per his agent Zac Hiller of LAA. Every 2025 first-round pick now has a deal.
Ghislaine Maxwell gave the DOJ a group of names of “100 different [guilty] people”? Boy that almost sounds like… like a *list* of some sort. Release it and throw em all in jail, Democrats and Republicans alike.
Ghislaine Maxwell gave the DOJ information on “100 different people” linked to Jeffrey Epstein. Was Donald Trump one of them?
#Browns Kevin Stefanski starts off his press conference by sharing his condolences for fallen Officer Phillip Wagner and the two other Lorain Police officers who were injured in Wednesday's shooting:
Took an left practice early with an apparent injury
#Browns Cedric Tillman walked to the building with the trainers
#Browns DE Myles Garrett went over to greet fans at training camp today
Love seeing this
#Browns Garrett giving the rookie first round pick Mason Graham some tips.
Nice touch by Shedeur for a chunk
Shedeur Sanders finds Blake Whiteheart.
“He’s progressing, he’s close.” Kevin said the same thing every day for 9 months last year about Jed Wills 😂
Browns WR Michael Woods II is dealing with a hand injury but should be back at practice today, per Kevin Stefanski. RB Jerome Ford remains out but “he’s progressing. He’s close.”
Jerome Ford missed another practice today with an "undisclosed injury" that happened over the last couple weeks per Kevin Stefanski. I don't like the word "undisclosed" when we're talking about an injury that has lingered for a couple weeks.
Mary Kay leaves no stone unturned when searching for drama. Check out this word salad of a question she just asked Shedeur Sanders:
AC/DC's Back in Black was released 45 years ago today...It's One of rocks finest hours...A comeback, a tribute to Bon...Every track hits hard... Proof that rock n' roll never dies...🤘 What's your favorite song from this masterpiece album?⚡🤘🔔
Merry Christmas!
🎄🎅 It’s CHRISTMAS IN JULY at the Winking Lizard! 🎅🎄 @GLBC_Cleveland Christmas Ale is tapped at ALL locations—because who says you have to wait until December for holiday cheer? 🍻✨🎅 #ChristmasInJuly #WinkingLizard #ChristmasAle #HolidayVibes
"So many cameras out here, there's definitely a competition for [social media] content." That's what camp is all about. Dillon Gabriel wins Day 4, score is 2-2. This is an objective, empirical statistic.
Browns QB Shedeur Samders on how he approaches 4-man competition. He said everyone is trying to win it.
I still hate Keith Hernandez for stealing money from the Indians
Keith Hernandez and Jerry Seinfeld.
DVOA projections give the Browns a 0.0% chance of wining the Super Bowl this season, tied with 3 other teams for the lowest along with the Saints, Panthers, and Jets.
I love listening to Mike Vrabel and his candid, open responses to interview questions. If this was Kevin or Andy, they would've said, "We're happy with the guys on the roster but we're always open to ways to improve."
Mike Vrabel, asked about former Raiders DL Christian Wilkins: "I'm sure we'll have a conversation about it." Vrabel says he recruited Wilkins out of high school.