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@Roach_Collector
I'm shy.
Feel free to follow me on this worse version of Twitter that I think about once a year.
Just throwing this out there: If Sydney Sweeney ever asks me out, I plan to reject her with great speed.
This moment in SpongeBob fucking broke me... Like I legit feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Patrick's reaction when he realizes no chocolate. The pain is so real it fucking HURTS. He stole a balloon and now he can't even enjoy chocolate. He's truly alone. Oh my God!
My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲
I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool. #RoastBeast
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️
16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.
My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!
I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.
25 Years of Jet Set Radio: Logos
Some very talented and funny friends of mine need supporters for their Zelda-like indie game (coming to PC/Switch). If you like indie games or miss when Nintendo had any semblance of a personality, you should at least watch this trailer and play the FREE DEMO on Steam... 🤯🤯🤯
Navigate life as a small-town underdog. Uncover the secret of crystals falling from the sky, risking it all in pursuit of a dollar-menu cheeseburger. Rolus in the Outskirts is now LIVE ON KICKSTARTER.
In 2008 all you had to do to become a YouTuber was rap about The Legend of Zelda but now you're expected to do English homework and write essays.
My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.
I naively assumed the "single most legendary crash out of all time" would be some infamous racist rant, but apparently it's a clip from either Care Bears or Baby Looney Tunes! 🤯
What is the single most legendary crash out of all time?