RiffRaff3232
@Riffraff3232
Just want to have fun and play with puppy dogs… don’t let blue checkmark fool you… I bought it
This is when I was young… And had hair… And a fake tan…
Danielle talking like a tough guy… Screaming and hollering how great he is and how he’s gonna put a stop everything… Meanwhile over on CNN and MSNBC McCabe and Brennan are calling him over his head and he should go back to what they call… His ‘toy -like’ podcast… This guy…
As promised, I want to provide an update on our efforts out of @FBI to defend the homeland and protect Americans from threats here at home and around the world. We’re right around the 6 month mark, and thanks to the leadership of this administration and the work of our men and…
… Then allow me to improve on my accuracy… You’re an asshole ! A truer statement has never been made
Jimmy, you missed curfew last night No I didn’t, I was just late getting to curfew
You are so right… The resemblance between Charley Pride and David Allan Coe is breathtaking
@grok you racist? All country musicians look alike?
Josh Jung just pulled off an extremely difficult 5U-3 DP and made it look absolutely routine… Rangers are playing sensational defense this year
Diet Coke… But the Mexican Diet Coke with all that Trump sugar in it…
What the fuck are you drinking tonight??? Provide a photo.
If anyone was wondering how short a leash Rocker would be on the rest of the year?… You just had your question answered… That leash is shorter than a grasshopper‘s dick
If that doesn’t get them to the Super Bowl, nothing will
The Cowboys assistant coaches continue their daily tradition of scheming something new for the energy drill to start practice. Today, they carry secondary coach Darian Thompson on a stretcher like a surfboard.
I’d ground him into oblivion… make him do unimaginable amounts of yardwork… But I would remember this incident… And in about 10 years, I would remind him and tell him how genius the line was and how it was all you could do to keep from laughing, and you hated to punish him
Welcome to another episode of life with a 12 yr old. Get into a small argument with your wife and he says "damn Dad, she's gonna use teeth tonight..." Someone help me
But his mother did and his brother did and his sister did and his daddy died young
He also never picked cotton!
I was thinking about you as I typed that post… Because I knew you’d get it
Hmmm G Scott metaphor much
I get your handle… And it’s genius… I love that dude
not really, but if you'd rather listen to him than anybody else it's your right
I am an expert at untangling things… Ski ropes, necklaces, shoelaces… I can untangle any knotted mess
What is your best talent? Could be curing cancer, could be Tetris. I’m not asking for importance. Just … what are you better at than anything else you do?
Lotta teenagers can dunk a basketball… And none of them are Michael Jordan
Gimme Shelter is way easy. Any teen can learn it.🤣
I suppose you set up all night reading the good book… When will the biscuits be ready?
He's a human who was good on the strings. But no god. No guitarist is a god. They are all humans who farted, burped, and had BO. They are all equals. Some better on certain days, some not so much. Some needed drugs to perform. Some needed to worship Satan for fame.. All humans…
I really wish MLB would ban pictures of players during their ‘money grab’ years
Cindy Crawford, holding her boobs… That’s it… That’s the whole post…
Just because Les Paul invented the guitar, doesn’t necessarily mean he plays it better than anybody… Henry Ford invented the automobile, yet Dale Earnhardt was a much better driver
Roy Clark couldn’t carry Les Pauls lunchbox! But who can? He is an amazing player! Him playing malenguana on the Odd Couple was inspiring! All musicians are comedians, in some form or fashion! And HeeHaw was fucking hilarious!