Belisarius
@RexBelisarius
mostly parody. ICE Tip Line: 866-DHS-2-ICE. Read Bronze Age Mindset by Bronze Age Pervert.
Many scholars have mused that nomadic lifestyles were best at fostering human happiness. So much so that even more civilized Euros at times left their own to live among these cultures.


You gotta give libertarians credit for having the courage of their convictions. So many Democrats and Republicans are hypocrites. I certainly struggle to live up to my own values. But leaving your wife of 9 years to marry a male teenager is the most libertarian possible thing.
Some personal news from my Sicily trip earlier this month, in case anyone missed it: I got engaged! 💍
Throwing the door of my suburban home open, running to the upstairs bedroom and packing everything we own into a suitcase, responding to my frightened wife and child asking what happened by silently holding up the chicken wing bone I found on the sidewalk
Indians are simply impossible to take seriously. This one’s name is Ack!-Shit. The jokes just write themselves man.
Don’t you stand for American values? I thought free markets is one of them. Care to explain why this is different? Highest quality work, at the lowest prices, always wins. That’s what we do.
I just want to be rich enough one day to afford a live-in fat sheboon cook I call Big Mama
It’s unfortunately becoming more and more apparent that every major right wing “influencer” besides BAP is completely retarded.
There are entire continents and cultures worth less worth than this duck.
Migrants caught with a duck they had caught in a London park.
I've seen a lot of people claiming BAP's argument is some kind of Zionist op. These people are obviously unfamiliar with Zionist arguments, which cover every possible contradictory justification for sovereignty over the land of Israel (the most prevalent being postcolonial…
BAP made a good argument recently that this type of "We'Re ThE TrUe NaTiVeS" rhetoric is inherently leftist and self defeating. Sovereignty can be justified on grounds beyond resorting to "blood and soil" Sovereignty can be justified by effective occupation—i.e., actual…
“Wow you like Warhammer too? What army do you collect?” “Pygmies.” “Really? I mean they aren’t a complete faction, High Elves are better...” “I just collect them because I’m extremely racist, soyjak.”
Games Workshop in the 80’s:
“It’s visible to everyone that the logical conclusion of Right-wing post-liberalism is Fascism.”
Medhi Hasan is a lying socialist, but after this propaganda spectacle, the Woke Right all have to deal with the uncomfortable fact that it's visible to everyone that the logical conclusion of Right-wing post-liberalism is Fascism.
We need a new Boy Scouts where we teach kids firearm proficiency, karate, and they earn merit badges for memorizing and reciting passages from Bronze Age Mindset
Racist white guys and racist black guys whenever there are Indians around.

Somalians look like some creature out of Grimm’s Fairy Tales deliberately designed to scare children.
Minneapolis good luck. This is about to be your new Mayor.
Boomers will really tell you the reason you can’t afford a house is because you played Halo 2 in 2004 instead of saving money and starting a lemonade stand.
It's because I do it all for free!
You are a better propagandist than the harridans at the State Dept. 4chan autists are better detectives than the FBI. Your favorite meme account’s edits are being shared in normie MAGA family groupchats. Never stop posting.
You are a better propagandist than the harridans at the State Dept. 4chan autists are better detectives than the FBI. Your favorite meme account’s edits are being shared in normie MAGA family groupchats. Never stop posting.
The nation's leading and most effective immigration restrictionist is Jewish. The pattern to notice with Jews is that they tend towards political extremism in whatever direction or cause they're committed to. (myself included)
Jewish economist visits Spain; immediately declares Spain needs infinity immigrants. He's the author of 'Open Border,' a call for unrestricted immigration. But YOU'RE the bad guy for recognizing a pattern here - not the guy who would destroy Western Civilization.
Get yo swag up, Wrangel
The White Army failed to stop the Reds. Could it be what they needed all along were the Blacks?