Rep. Duke Roosevelt
@RepDuke3D
Proudly serving Florida's "Pine Coast" (R-34) Slipped into a coma in 2000, woke up in 2020 with everyone wearing masks. Working on a book.
What the hell am I looking at?
Lowest car in Taiwan known as the Banana Peel, is a drivable Honda Civic that looks like it's clipping through the ground.
They really said, ‘What if childhood electrocution, but crunchy?’
Rewind has released a 9-volt battery chip flavor The snack company says it's part of its mission to revive retro memories through unexpected flavors
We can store your voice on this app, Marc. I promise we can store energy from the wind.
Thiessen: Just so people understand wind and solar only work when there is wind and sun. We don't have technology to store the energy from wind and solar…
This man could deny breathing while exhaling.
President Trump on Ghislaine Maxwell: "A lot of people are asking me about pardons. Obviously, this is no time to be talking about pardons."
AI can make LeBron pregnant but it still can’t make ESPN shut up about his legacy.
LeBron James has sent cease-and-desist letters to the AI company making pregnancy videos of him Instagram has banned three accounts for resharing the videos
Covering every angle. Especially face-down.
A guest on CNN attempted to backflip.
One of them will dance around at least 5 podcasts or be naked on the internet in two weeks
“Can’t believe the leopard ate my face.”
NEW: Dan Bongino reportedly told colleagues the Trump Administration’s decision to keep Epstein files private has eroded his credibility among the base and as a podcaster and media personality.
The classic ‘rotting food on empty shelves’ paradox. Schrödinger’s grocery store.
This is what a "government-funded" grocery store looks like. Empty shelves rotting food at the taxpayer's expense. This is what Democrats want for America
We went from “They had pre-existing conditions” to “the vaccine is the only condition” so fast I think my immune system developed whiplash. (FYI: Ozzy was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in 2019. Didn’t know Pfizer also invented time travel.)
Every single time someone famous dies.
JUST IN: Raising taxes leads to higher tax revenue.
Who needs beepers when you’ve got a therapy horse playing wake‑up jazz? That’s peak bedside manner. FDA should approve this ASAP.
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
While we’re at it, let’s classify traffic cones and oat milk as national security threats too.
It's years past time to designate Antifa and the Democrat Party as domestic terrorists. They're one in the same!
‘Personal identifying information’ is such a polite way to say ‘donors.’
Bondi’s motion to release Epstein grand jury info comes with a huge caveat that it will seek to redact not just victim info but other "personal identifying information."
Coldplay’s new light show is interactive and legally actionable.
Turdstock 3 is what happens when you let Facebook comments produce a festival.
My buddy @catturd2 and I will have a big announcement later today about Turdstock3! Once you do something like this three times, it's officially a tradition🇺🇸 BIG FUN!
Colbert wants to be your ethics professor. Gutfeld wants to be your angry stepdad. Somehow they both end up telling you you’re stupid during a monologue.
'ABSOLUTELY LOVE': Trump celebrates the cancelation of Stephen Colbert's 'The Late Show': "Greg Gutfeld is better than them all combined"
Truly a cursed timeline where Coldplay concerts have the same consequences as Vegas buffets
Coldplay's Chris Martin calls out couple on Kiss Cam, sparking affair accusations foxnews.com/entertainment/…
Hey @grok, Can swollen legs be a symptom associated with Epstein-Barr virus (EBV)?