Matt Rentschler
@RentsTweets
Rent’s Twitter Account: Part Deux (This Time, It’s Personal). SIU Law and Loyola Chicago alumnus. Loyola Ramblers hipster...I liked them before they were cool.
Coping with my grief in a healthy GenX manner. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time.

When you wake up after a half hour nap and don't know what year it is.
I mean, this looks like a pretty good way to start training camp @JimMcMahon
In the last 50 years, has the Bears offense ever had a good start of training camp?
Justice is finally being served for what he did to the Rock-afire Explosion
NOOOO THEY GOT CHUCK E. CHEESE
It’s come crashing down. And it hurts inside. RIP, Hulkster
RIP Hulk Hogan. An absolute legend.
Mysterious 'ball' on Mars: Where did it come from?
Mysterious 'ball' on Mars: Where did it come from?
Final: Rockies 6, Cardinals 0
Final: Rockies 6, Cardinals 0
RIP, Theo
Malcolm-Jamal Warner, best known for his role as Theo Huxtable on "The Cosby Show," has died at 54. cnn.it/4nQEIE6
When someone boasts they’ve “been in 40 bar fights” that simply tells me: (1) They’re an asshole when drunk; (2) They probably have no friends and go to bars alone to piss off strangers; (3) They clearly deserved all 40 of those beatings; and (4) They think these are good traits
Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp .
A small thing like lack of water isn’t going to keep the Bagel Capital of the World from celebrating Honestly, if they can pull it off the people of Mattoon probably need some stress relief right now…so long as it doesn’t divert resources they need, of course #BagelFest
The newest ‘do not drink’ water order in Mattoon is affecting the city’s biggest annual event, but organizers say the show will go on. wcia.com/coles-county/t…
Wait…what? I was on Highline trail (note: on the trail, not off) that afternoon. The West slope of Mt Gould would be to my left as I’m standing taking this picture…but sadly I now know what the Ranger sirens were probably for just before 7 😳
CLIMBER DIES IN GLACIER: A climbing accident claimed the life of 42-year-old Brian Astle of Provo, Utah, after he fell while descending a steep, off-trail route on the west face of Mount Gould. bit.ly/4eKGNNF
Elmo had it all Fame, a clean image, brand deals, loved by millions Then he hit “post” and it all came crashing down
Elmo says he was hacked…
Elmo's X account posted antisemitic and racist posts after it was hacked on Sunday, a spokesperson for the makers of "Sesame Street" said in a statement. cbsloc.al/4lRxz4y
When you’re in Jackson Hole and Kayce Dutton is playing a concert on the top of a mountain at sunset, of course you go. This is the second member of the Dutton family I’ve seen in concert. I need to get a punch card for a prize if I see them all. #LukeGrimes

