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Starship’s Blade Starship cuts through Mars’s thin air. A knife slicing red dust. Its stainless steel gleams. Engines flare. The horizon shudders. It lands in 2028. Uncrewed. The hatch opens. Red Optimus robots step out. Sleek. Human-like. Cybertrucks roll behind them. Angular.…
Gotta love NASA and whoever is running their X account. They sure know how to make space engaging!
Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
GameStop’s $9 Billion Cash Fortress: The Nuclear Backdrop That Could Ignite a Squeeze Buckle up, because GameStop (GME) isn’t just a meme stock anymore—it’s a financial anomaly that could rewrite the rules of Wall Street. With a staggering $9.1 billion in cash and Bitcoin, zero…
Grok 4 is pretty sweet… Standing atop Olympus Mons, Crimson skies bleed into rust-red plains, A silent world of ancient scars, Where stars whisper secrets through the haze. Lone sentinel on Mars’ throne, Gazing into the void’s embrace, Dreams of Earth fade in the Martian dawn,…
Open Letter to Tesla Hey Tesla crew, I just drove a Model X as a loaner while my Y got fixed. Power hits like a storm. Falcon doors swing open, wild and free. Suspension dances over bumps. That yoke—mine now. Don’t want to give it back. Your service folks are gold. Let them…
Had some repairs under warranty done yesterday on my Y. Looked at the loaner agreement and it was another Y with 39,000 miles. Asked the gal if I could try a new Y for the loaner. Yes she said but it’s out. I paused and said what about an X? She paused, thought about and said…
The Bullet on Mars The maglev slips through Mars’ thin air. Its silver body glints under the pale sun. At a thousand kilometers an hour, it outpaces the storms that stalk the horizon. Red dust swirls below, but the train floats just above the rails. The hum of power is steady,…
Sam Altman as Carter Burke: The Aliens Analogy That Writes Itself Carter Burke in Aliens was the ultimate corporate manipulator—ruthless, self-serving, and willing to sacrifice others for profit. Sound familiar? The parallels between Burke and Sam Altman’s recent OpenAI drama…
Bel-Air Fires: Then and Now – The More Things Change… In 1961, Los Angeles faced a harsh lesson in fire management when the Bel-Air Fire erupted. The combination of 100 mph Santa Ana winds, parched vegetation, and wood-shingled homes created a perfect storm for disaster. The…
The Ultimate "Unwoke" Turing Test for Elected Officials Curious if your elected officials have truly moved beyond the woke agenda? These five questions are designed to cut through political talking points and reveal where they really stand: DEI Hiring Practices: Do you support…
Britain’s Rot: The Silent Crisis Beneath the Woke Mind Virus The woke mind virus infected Britain like Ophiocordyceps unilateralis—the Last of Us fungus—spreading slowly, soberly, and sinisterly over decades. Disguised as multi-𝙲̶𝚞̶𝚕̶𝚝̶𝚞̶𝚛̶𝚒̶𝚜̶𝚖̶ cultism, it laid the…
Taco Bell Introduces New Gravitic Tacos: Experience the Pull of Nature... in More Ways Than One.
Thinking About Seeing Homestead? Stay Home Instead Sometimes, you walk into a movie theater and end up feeling like you’ve been tricked by some cosmic used-car salesman. That’s exactly what happens with Homestead. One minute, you’re in a brilliantly over-the-top 10/10…
The Inflation Reduction Act should have started with: No American Citizen shall pay income tax in said year if inflation is over 10%! That will end the problem very quickly. The gov't works for the people, not the other way around. DOGE
Today I saw Adrian Dittmann become more powerful than the Emperor of X
Elon is the GOAT of Immigrants We want the next Elon Not give him to Russia, China or India This is simple. Let’s not confuse the issue.
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