Rick Reilly
@ReillyRick
Sportswriter, author, screenwriter, speaker, wanna be lounge pianist.
Well I'm just personally very disappointed in him.
Trump caught cheating at golf. Watch the guy in the red vest toss a ball behind him.
Happiness is shooting 40 on Sunday at the #usopen and winning by two. Congrats JJ Spaun.
His caddies also tee him up in the rough, toss his ball out of bunkers, and roll back six footers to him. How else is a 79-y-o fat guy supposed to win championships? #CommanderInCheat
Video: Trump caught cheating while playing Golf in Scotland
The #CommanderInCheat only hates windmills because there are a bunch off the coast of his course in Aberdeen, Scotland and he doesn't like how they look. He doesn't know Thing One about windmills. #TrumpBlows
Trump: "Today, I'm playing the best course I think in the world. Turnberry. Even though I own it, it's probably the best course in the world. And I look over the horizon and I see 9 windmills at the end of the 18th. I say, isn't that a shame?"
Video: Trump caught cheating while playing Golf in Scotland
I followed Trump the last time he went to Scotland. Here's my favorite things they yelled at him ... "You COCKWOMBLE!" (stupid egotist) "Clueless NUMPTY!" (know-nothing) "WANKMAGGOT!" (uh ...) "Ya great GOBSHITE!" (jerk) and my personal favorite ... Get Out, King F*CKTWADDLE!
Donald, you're right. Constantly lying about fake golf wins IS gross. #CommanderInCheat

Comes out tomorrow in France. You know you suck when even the French hate you.

Isn't it nice billionaire assholes like Bezos and Zuckerberg now get a tax break on private jets while kids lose school lunches and poor Americans lose their health care? Source: Forbes share.google/lDMLDPy69bPrzX…
This Senator - who represents a state whose population is smaller than the city of Albuquerque - sold out the rest of our country. She tried to get her 750,000 constituents a special deal. Meanwhile, she screwed over 350,000,000 other Americans.
Congrats, Sen. Lisa Murkowski. You just stripped health care from 17m people, took us 30 years backwards on climate change and handed our kids another $4T debt that could sink America. May you rot in hell. GFY. @lisamurkowski
You're a person who cares about everybody. Trump is a person who cares about nobody. You go out of your way to help people. He goes out of his way to hate people. That's why you despise him. Wear it like a medal.
i love it. it went from 25 to 35 overnight. Poof! I just won 10 new championsips! He does the same thing with his buildings. At Trump Tower, there are no floors 20-29, so he can say it's 68 stories instead of 58. The US president is sick in the brain. #CommanderCheat
While admiring his new flag pole, Trump claims he won 35 Club Championships in golf at his own clubs.
Trump saying today that he's won "35 club championships" is pure Trumposity since the last time it was "25." Both numbers are as fake as Velveeta so why not just add a cheeky 10? (None of them are real.) #CommanderInCheat
Trump just said he has "35 club championships." That's true, unless you dismiss tourneys where .. *he was the only entrant *he wasn't even in town *he played 1 of the 2 days *he put his name on the wall because he owns the place. If you don't count those, the actual number is 0.