Capybecca
@RedRebeccax
Capybara enthusiast. Chef and Foodie. Outspoken and unfiltered. No DM's unless you have serious rizz. I only look sweet and innocent.
This week is the week I flip out at my boss and get fired for insubordination, I can feel it. I'm way too pissed. So, I'm going to be applying to a bunch of jobs after I get home from dropping my kid off at his dad's. Any suggestions of what I should look for besides cook?
K, steak and spinach every day it is! I guess I'll just meal prep or something. My diet right now mainly consists of bread, cereal and cheese.
Not being woken up by a big cock anymore is a level of hell. Also why am I up this early? Back to bed.
People that don't understand my sense of humor need to leave. I'm going to bed.
The Comedienne is gonna go back to her book for tonight folks. Enjoy the rest of your Saturday.

Since I've been talking about engaging in risky behaviors on purpose because of depression, I feel like I should encourage everyone else who feels miserable about every aspect in their daily lives to seek help.
Again, its really hard for me to give a shit about my health. I don't want to be here any longer than I have to. The only reason I take care of myself is for other people who would miss me if I checked out early. And that's as honest as I'm gonna get on this hellsite.
No, I didn't pull the lifeguards number folks. I'm cocky but I'm not that cocky. I did see him checking me out like, "Damn that milf is thicc." But I'm a big chicken at the end of the day except on the internet.
There's only three white people other than the lifeguards and we're two of them.
The lead lifeguard here is a 10/10 tall tattoo muscle guy with an epic mustache playing country music and I'm too scared to hit on him.
I'm wearing my sequined American Flag cowboy hat to the pool. Can't take the Trump hat because people will cope and seethe, can't take the Cubs hat because people will lol about last night, and can't take the Padres hat because of Dodgers fans.