Real Table Sloth

If you're jacked you can play with puppets in public and no one will care really because you're jacked and well that sorts most of lifes issues

Hehe cooked, figuratively and literally the heat is too much

I hear her voice and yeah, I'm straight up smitten. No way around it is there

HUR FAN MISSAR DU DIN CC DU KÖR JU FANIMEJ MALZAHAR @Caedrel

CRICKET CLOSE

You might hear from me tonight

Also I got rocket socks hihi

Currently sweating, but you already know a white monster will make my body react differently to the heat 😏😏😏😏

Could you unbutton my shirt?

I saw this comment on the TL, and I want you to know that I didn't even see the cat. I got hyperfocused on the white monster, I truly am a slave to the taste of heaven

If I am in your DMs and I ask for a YIPEEEEEE YAHOOOOOOOO Know that, yeah idk there's nothing to know. Just do it

My tone at work is robotic or quite confrontative. I can not handle trying to understand what your tone means. You will get my most formal language with words making sure that there will not be any subtext or passive aggressivity. I refuse anxiety because of words.

Bro is 6 years old 😭😭😭😭

Thank you i will be drinking it now🙏

I think I'll try to become a "sexmästare" next year. Especially if I get unemployed as well, will have nothing better to do and it'll probably benefit me good

Do I drink another White monster within the next 15 minutes or when the clock hits 21?

How, how... Do I make money on the internet... feet pictures...

Eyes on me

I'm SEEING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE POSTING REPLYING BEHIND MY BACK. I might be guilty, but I AM FREE OF SHAME

I began my normal spiel regarding the current socioeconomic climate and this girl that i'm on call with literally just Rolled her eyes. I am staring at her (dw bout it)