Sam Roberts
@RealSamRoberts
A fine purveyor of pointless bullshit. Mostly sports.
"Caddyshack" is always a laugh riot every time you watch it. Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray, what more could you want in an 80s comedy?
45 years ago today, July 25, 1980, the golf comedy classic "Caddyshack" opened at a theater near you. Back when comedies had balls, shafts, holes and worst looking hats. “Oh, it looks good on you, though.” -Al Czervik
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked Nick Saban and he said he wasn’t going to so quit asking
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old 💔🕊️
Nick Lodolo continues to dominate on the mound! 9.0 IP 4 H 0 R 0 BB 8 SO Lodolo has a 1.61 ERA in July!🤯
Someone fell off the raft when the Browns did the helmet reveal. I just can’t 😂😂
ESPN is going to put Pat McAfee all over RedZone every Sunday and kill the whole thing.
This is the most physical non-padded Bengals practice I’ve seen. Obviously no tackling, but there’s some real contact today.
Reds this season. 1-3 against the Braves 1-2 against the White Sox 1-4 against the Nationals 3-4 against the Marlins. When you’re trying to make the playoffs, you can’t lose to bad teams consistently. #Reds
This was a hard one today considering there's only about half a dozen Hall of Famers who've played for the M's. @NoAlgae69 @TheRoot57252511
Ozzy Osbourne, a founding father of British heavy metal, a latter-day solo star and a new-millennium reality TV luminary, died Tuesday after a yearslong struggle with Parkinson’s disease. He was 76. variety.com/2025/music/obi…
You should win games when you score eight runs. That’s the biggest takeaway for me tonight.
David Stern absolutely rigged the 1985 NBA Draft lottery for the Knicks to get Patrick Ewing.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
A rarity score of <1. That dog will hunt. @NoAlgae69 @TheRoot57252511
'The Cosby Show' Star Malcolm-Jamal Warner Dead At 54 tmz.me/PKqIbFr
Scottie Scheffler is 10/10 when he's leading after 54 holes. There's no use trying to catch him down the stretch. That's his game. #TheOpenChampionship
If you don’t get him in the first or second rounds, he’s just going to grind you down with consistency. If he has a lead after 3 rounds, you’re cooked.