Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson
@RealJasonNelson
Husband, Father of 5 Storms, US Marine, Retired Soldier, 2X Prom Attendee, Fmr U.S Congressional candidate, Inventor, Co-Founder http://wholecows.com
My kids asked for jolly ranchers so I turned on “Oklahoma!”.
Everyone else: making money off their audience by posting on X Me: posting pics of my garden and talking about homeschooling my kids I’m not stupid; I know how this works. I would rather touch grass & make some lifelong friends.
Some lowlifes live down the dead-end road and drive 50 mph (in a 30 mph zone) over a blind hill near where my kids play in our yard. I wish they'd slow down so I could warn them about the spike strip that fell off my truck onto the road. 🤷🏻
The secret ingredient to making healthy food is to not have any secret ingredients.
John Wayne’s spiritual successor has died, and now we await the third icon to fall. The rule of 3’s is inevitable.
BREAKING: Hulk Hogan has died at age 71
If everyone with a 🇺🇦 in their name/bio went to the front lines, the war would be over sooner.
We didn't want to say anything until he was in our car after so many promises of "tomorrow", but CJ after 23 days in the NICU is officially on his way home! Thank you all for your prayers. The journey of settling in with our new family of four begins. ✨️
Trying to be a good dad means I’m likely not the best of friends. It’s hard when the kids are this little. 🤷🏻❤️
A proposal to require doctors to wear their compensating pharma companies as paid sponsors is now gaining traction. Are you in favor?

Have never gotten a logical explanation for the time they threw Hillary Clinton in a van as parts fell off her.
Top 3 songs the Storm family start the day with on the home stereo: 1- Here Comes the Hotstepper (Ini Kamoze) 2- Over and Over (Hot Chip) 3- Fly Away (Lenny Kravitz) All kid’s choices, really gets them moving 😊
It’s time to ask yourself this: if they could remove mercury this easily, why was it ever injected into people?
JUST IN - U.S. HHS removes mercury-based Thimerosal from all influenza injections.
Good. Never should have been added in the first place.

Roughly 18 months ago I sat in a boardroom w/a billionaire & pitched him on the idea of building a future-retro themed restaurant around Tesla charging centers. Rollout would focus on urban d/t areas & open nodes on frequented destination routes. Was told it would never work. 🤷🏻

Ozzy Osbourne- last known guy to successfully eat a bat & not cause a pandemic. RIP
