Doug Harvin
@RealDougHarvin
📝 Independent journalist (parody). Unfiltered opinions. Scroll responsibly. Not affiliated with anything except for myself.
Parents: *send daughter off to college to get a great education and hopefully find a good job* Their daughter:

It’s the last weekend until February that we won’t have this




how dudes start acting when they hit 225 on the bench press

Good morning. Let’s get this shit over with.
Good night. If you hear me snoring, mind your damn business.
Good night. If you hear me snoring, mind your damn business.
Good morning. Let’s get this shit over with.
holy poop my boy Jeff is blowing all his dough on his wife
BREAKING: Jeff Bezos has sold approximately $5.7 billion worth of Amazon stock since his late June wedding.
Bro is Luigi cooking behind the scenes
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
Never forget how the world stopped when Luka was traded to the Lakers
LUKA IS GOING WHERE?
You’ve got to be some type of person to drive a white or black Ford Explorer.
Sam Altman gotta be one of the most Zuckerberg individuals ever
i need to invent a fan you can put in your pants so your balls can be cooled