Not Real Donald Trump
@RealDonalDrumpf
"Too old to be chief executive of anything, let alone the United States" according to that South African fuckpig Elon Musk.
🧵In the interests of transparency, I want to make clear that I barely knew Jeffrey or Ghislaine. Please ignore these 29 "truths" and also forget I ever said he was a "fun guy" and I could get away with anything because, I'm a star. THEY LET YOU DO IT! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/the-ep…
"If she's old enough to have Venmo, she's old enough to be at the party"—Matt Gaetz, probably unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/normal… #WednesdayWisdom
Democrats want more Epstein votes. Ridiculous! Hasn't anyone even heard of Ben Garzy?politico.com/live-updates/2…
So-called @OccupyDemocrats say I just made the #EpsteinCoverup so much worse. Ridiculous! youtu.be/LgyhQte4log?si…
Senator Ron Wyden says FOLLOW THE MONEY! I say let's not. Thank you for your attention to this matter! nytimes.com/2025/07/17/bus…
Barack Obama was not in the Epstein Files! Arrest him!
Thank you, Speaker Johnson, for reversing your call for "maximum transparency" on Jeffrey Epstein and sending Congress home instead!
Speaker Johnson must shut up about "Epstein" and the #EpsteinFiles or I will appoint Matt Gaetz as Special Counsel to investigate how MAGA Mike "adopted" a 14-year-old Black son when he was a 25-year-old single man! Matt is an expert in child abduptions! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/man-an…
OK, maybe 12 is too young. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/normal…
Speaker Johnson must shut up about "Epstein" and the #EpsteinFiles or I will appoint Matt Gaetz as Special Counsel to investigate how MAGA Mike "adopted" a 14-year-old Black son when he was a 25-year-old single man! Matt is an expert in child abduptions! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/man-an…
There are no #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles, believe me!
