BurgerGod
@RealBurgerGod
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Omni-Narrational Tricknologist, 6’3” Billionare Tinderlord. Former Navy, FBI and CIA Desk Jockey.
Military ABN qualified? Do you miss it? Would you like to jump again? Water landing? Hang out with some pretty cool people? Have I got a deal for you!! h/t: @Abn_Panzer
I have one parachute i need to fill for the August 16th Water jump. Looking for strap hangers.
Dat last note really hit when the baby closed his eyes hehe
New Orleans jazz clarinetist Doreen Ketchens plays for her grandson "You Are My Sunshine."
I’m linking up with a search and rescue unit only because I think it’ll be hilarious to have both submarine dolphins and aircrew wings.
Arrested for what? The list doesn’t exist. It would be like me threatening to kill everyone that lived on the moon. Right? Right?
Unhinged Florida man arrested for threatening to ‘kill everyone’ with a machete on pedophile Epstein’s ‘client list’ trib.al/q4liXy5
I’ve found my calling
In Africa, man with cane teaches women to use escalators.
I am visibly aroused
BATTLEFIELD 6. July 24. Reveal Trailer. 🔔 youtu.be/pgNCgJG0vnY
Obama wasn’t behind shit. He was a midwit figurehead. The same people behind him, are the same people behind Trump. Who are they?
Obama was behind it all. We were always right about the Russia hoax corruption scandal And now it's time to do something about it. My triggered podcast 6 pm et w/ @LeeSmithDC see you on rumble!!!
The public should be against these officers and this department. He was pulled over for no headlights… On a clear and sunny day.
A decent critique of the “China is collapsing soon” argument. That this doesn’t take into account are efforts to boost the birth rates and weather the decline. Things like tax advantages, more attractive loan rates, and automation.
China's collapse timeline is overhyped. They have structural rot—demographic cliff, property Ponzi, $12T shadow banking system—but the CCP has totalitarian tools the West won't use. 10-year doomsday scenarios ignore their capacity for brutal internal rebalancing. More likely:…
I despise LinkedIn…. But my last 5 contracts were through there…
LinkedIn is now processing 11,000 job application submissions per minute—a 45% surge from last year, per NYT
What are some other seemingly obvious things that if you happen to not know them you will die a humorous death?
Man who died in freak MRI accident was jammed in machine for almost an hour, never told to remove 20-pound chain: family trib.al/DMc9HL0
If you do this, stop yourself
Dudes will preemptively hate on a girl out of his league when he knows she would reject him. See it all the time.