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no I did not have anything to do with the nuke that conveniently hit raccoon city
I snuck onto Umbrella Corp’s laptop to tell you guys we have NO DR. PEPPER DOWN HERE someone PLEASE send a pack I can’t make these virus’s without caffeine…
AHHHH I LOVE IT TYSMMMM This will definitely help with our research. Thank you for your contributions towards umbrella corp.
i tried my best...............🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Who the hell let Jill into the subway I thought we banned her from there…
Our guy H.U.N.K has been practicing his spooks. Let him know how he’s doing please

We have news on behalf of our new recruit Melvin. Melvin was sent out on a rescue mission with the rest of his crew to help contain a branch off from the T virus and has been considered MIA. We have not heard any comms back nor have we found any traces of him.

Jack baker would be such a good killer imagine his dialogue omg and we could have Zoe, Ethan, or Mia as a survivor…

Everyone this is Melvin he is now apart of our outbreak prevention team everyone say hi to Melvin

“NO YOU CANT UNLEASH THE UROBOSOS VIRUS ON THE WORLD” Albert’s knowing ass:

Getting ready for a flashlight save and he just mori’s him right in front of you

I have no idea what kind of style game this will be but it might be a search and scavenge style game. Anyway you can catch me playing as H.U.N.K.

ART THOU HAVE THE PLAGUE?? THY COUGHS ALERT EVEN THE SLEEPIEST OF CROWS


Thank god Ashley isn’t in DBD. This is how she would look at you after blowing the same gen you’ve been on for the 4th time 😭

Chris I can’t join you on the mission I have to unpack these hello kitty online characters
