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@Randy_Shannon
Senior Electrical Designer 50+ years a Florida Resident Laugh EVERYDAY Go Gators 🐊 Go Bucs 🏴☠️ Go Lightning⚡ I Fish, a lot. (R)
Client: That one burnt wire will cause the circuit breaker to trip? Me: Yes, yes it will. 3 months of continual breaker tripping, multiple calls to the electrician, and building services🙄 FOUND IT !

Who the fuck wrote this headline?!?
The buggy arrives roughly ten months after the president survived an alleged assassination attempt while golfing. trib.al/DmFbPX6
OMG .. I really want one😎 For the office, of course.
Men's ultimate dream
Fuck you, Ryobi and your shit lawnmowers that shut off every fucking turn from all the bullshit "safety features". Takes me an hour to mow a 700sq ft lawn. Also fuck the Colorado dems for passing electric lawnmower laws. Fuck.
•Import 50 million illegals •Complain there's no place to put them •Turn quiet towns and rural neighborhoods into high density ghettos •Use "newcomers" to rig elections, increase House seats and terrorize American citizens •Use it as money laundering and trafficking network
We need four million housing units built in our country.
How about, NO.
We need four million housing units built in our country.
So we went through 4 years of adoption process, spending close to $20,000 & we could never get approved because my wife has a diagnosis of Cystic Fibroses. They just kept asking for more medical paperwork until we gave up. But a child molester goes to the front of the line…
BREAKING: One of the fathers given adoptive rights to a baby—Brandon Keith Riley Mitchell—has been revealed as a registered s*x offender.
Here’s the thing: Dealing with illegal immigration is very easy. It’s not hard for a nation to secure its borders. Whenever you see borders unsecured, it’s because the leaders of that country did it on purpose. It’s not a lack of know-how.
Keir Starmer’s brain just malfunctioned. Reporter: "Trump makes it look easy dealing with illegal migration. You must be envious of his record in such a short period of time." Starmer: eh um errr can’t compute
Look Cassie, I really don't have time to chat. I have to get this report done before lunch.

Reagan didn’t shut down the country over a chest cold. There’s no comparison.
Ronald Reagan was a great President but he was nothing compared to Donald Trump!