Ramp Capital
@RampCapitalLLC
Master shape rotator, tweeting the things you think about but are too scared to tweet (+0m followers on TikTok, never been acquired, not a parody)
$TSLA Q2 2025 Revenue -12% *Automotive -16% *Energy Gen. & Storage -7% Gross Profit -15% *marg. 17.2% (18.0) EBIT -42% *marg. 4.1% (6.3) Adj. EBITDA -7% *marg. 15.1% (14.4) EPS -16% FCF -89%
I thought this was a facemash of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris
JUST IN - U.S. District Judge Robin Rosenberg rejects DOJ bid to unseal Epstein grand jury transcripts from Florida probe — Reuters
This might be my favorite mainstream financial media headline ever… I’m serious. Nobody. Knows. Anything.
I’ve joked for years that cash works well as bookmarks and now I have a laminated one thanks to Nick. Please go support Nick on his new book launch (link below). He is a fantastic writer and friend.
My book, The Wealth Ladder, is now available: geni.us/wealthladderha…
Finally, we can fleece the new daytraders even quicker.
FINRA is looking at lowering the day trading (PDT) limit from $25,000 to $2,000
Never noticed how Hunter sounds just like his dad, but with a truckload of F-bombs.
<watches The Big Short once>
PS the number of unsophisticated financial “investors” commenting on this thread is both sad and funny. It’s called leverage folks! Get an ISDA, be banked by a prime, put the trade on $5-10B a side. This is how it’s done.
Polymarket to the CFTC
Polymarket has acquired QCEX, a CFTC-regulated exchange and clearinghouse, for $112 million. This paves the way for us to welcome American traders again. I've waited a long time to say this: Polymarket is coming home 🇺🇸🦅
Why is Trump not on here? I thought he was a king?
🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Who will win the 2028 U.S. Presidential Election?