jond. bames jond.
@REOSlowagon
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Remember when I said Superman (2025) is a spiritual successor to the TASM series and no one believed me?
maybe being kind is the real punk rock.
bro I gotta vent, can you read this 35 page sci fi screenplay i wrote with aliens and shit that's actually about me
Someone needs to 1A 1A 1A me until my brain starts functioning again
NOOOOOO DON'T DRINK THAT USAIN BOLT THERE'S MERCURY IN GATORADE
every day of this month needs to be cut into one montage there was no need for me to experience every second of it, the cliff notes would've been sufficient
it must be let's commit suicide day
seemingly with no context my coworker who is driving the van of us home just said “it must be let’s commit suicide day” i cannot stop laughing
“If you want to know how it feels to have slaves, in the modern world – and not be blamed openly for this desire – visit Dubai. But know that you will not be blameless for doing so.”
Guys let's start sharing wordle again I missed this Wordle 1,495 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 48/99 Luck 56/99
one week long intense romantic situationship that doesn't go anywhere
That American Psycho cover is so cute
books to read performatively on public transport list
