WARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@R0TTEND4Y
I'M-A WARIO!!! Professional treasure hunter German & Italian Elf 132 Years Old Owner of WarioWare Inc. (and much more) NSFW DNI! Not associated with Nintendo!!!
I WILL WIN, I AM HIM!
I WILL WIN, I AM HIM!
WAHAHAHAHA! IT'S-A GOOD TA BE HERE, KAZOOIE!
Welcome to Kenjaku’s world, Wario.
WarioWare Inc. would like-a to state that we have absolutely zero affiliation with-a da resistance!
I'm sorry
OH MY GOD MY TEAM MATES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS
mario & luigi from fnf credits to @SlippyBurger200 for mario, toad, and coloring + shading on luigi and the turntable i did the lineart for luigi and the turntable #fridaynightfunkin #mario #luigi
mario & luigi from fnf credits to @SlippyBurger200 for mario, toad, and coloring + shading on luigi and the turntable i did the lineart for luigi and the turntable #fridaynightfunkin #mario #luigi
He could also do-a that.
OR YOU COULD JUST EAT EM’.
Better idea, make them WISH you killed 'em! Killin' 'em is like a reward fer some folks, so, ta truly punish 'em fer disrepectin' GOD HIMSELF, you should make 'em go through hell on earth just-a so they WISHED you killed 'em instead!
Maybe I should give beings a reason not to be disrespectful.... I know! I'll just kill them!
Everyone hates me :(
in mario terms this is like if this team wasnt a one time thing and peach wasnt considered part of the core group
[Wario magically manifests into the forest for plot convenience] HOLD IT! You did somethin' real dumb, and-a looks like I'VE gotta fix it. God, I hate children.
He did. Giblet ate the 1UP intended for Yoshi...
Ugh, FINE!
GO AND HELP YER BUDDY.
Please don't-a make me get off my ass and actually help Yoshi I don't wanna get up.
He did. Giblet ate the 1UP intended for Yoshi...
Oh shit, food!
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Nah, I'd-a win!
You almost beat Deku, but...
//morning everyone //say hello to my dog //his name is bones and he has a grand total of -5 functioning braincells

time to repost Sonurge again! believe it!
time to repost Sonurge again! believe it!