EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot

This account is a bot, but it is run by two mods, [M] and [S]. We may pop in every now and then to post random EMH-related things, or answer questions about what episode a quote came from (as we do have a giant quote doc). We hope you enjoy the bot! [M]

My sleeping habits have been improving. Doctor Weiss says I can lay off the pills in a few weeks.

Your phone's ringing.

It’s a robot birthday card, man. It’s for robots.

Look, The Dog, The HABIT and The Faceless One. We all run in our circles, right? We come to our impasses, just as humans do.

I really must resist. But I don't think I can deny Hoagie Haven another visit. Lunch time much?

Ugh, I fucking hate you things… Can you even talk? Have you ever tried talking? …Nevermind.

LEFT YOU SOME NOURISHMENT TO KEEP UP YOUR ENERGY AND YOUR SPIRIT. EAT UP, CHAMP! PS. I MADE SOME MAPLE BACON COOKIES. TRY EM. THEY'RE GOOD. DO IT. ALSO THROW OUT YOUR TRASH. LITTERING IS FOR CUNTS.

RICK TICK TICK GOES THE MAN IN THE WOODS

Beautiful, isn't it? I can't even tell you how I created it. I carved away at it. It's taken me years. I think it was more from the wanting it than from the working it but it's here. And, God bless, so are you.

There's going to be a lot more blood. A lot more bodies before this is all over. And you have to be okay with that, otherwise you'll just end up being one of them.

Fuck! You're wearing your shoes on my bed! Yes, move them! That's rude.

"Wifin" isn't a word!

DON'T ADD TO THE BODY COUNT, RABBITS.

RICK TICK TICK GOES THE MAN IN THE WOODS

It-it's not like we unlocked the door, or broke the door or anything, he just… we didn't even use 'em.

Also, after looking through the recent tweets on the homepage, I remember how much we love you guys. Haha, thank you HYBRIDS. [J]

This town will eventually take me… This town will win.

I even called the cops, um, but, I got a… I got a "Your call cannot be completed as dialed". How the fuck does 911 not go through as dialed, are you serious?

Yesterday, the exterminator came. He was in my room for maybe 30 minutes and disappeared. He left his tools there. He left his truck out front. We called the company and they sent another guy here to pick up his stuff and that’s the last I heard from that.

Vinny, I think… Vinny, I think I'm… dying. I think I'm dying.