Simpsons Quotes

A map of Springfield done by Jerry Lerma & Terry Hogan. #Simpsons #Springfield

8:45? Here I am, yapping away like it's 8:35! #TheSimpsons

Oh, well. At least we still have his little brother, George. Ba ba ba bum. Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home. Ba ba ba bum. Trust me. It'll be funny when I'm an old man. #TheSimpsons

Yes, we'll find someone cheap. It's been a very lean year for us. Money fight! #Simpsons

Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion. To the park! #TheSimpsons

He is alive. He's wagging his tail. That don't mean nothin'! Dogs wag their tails for hours after they die. #Simpsons

I'd sell my soul for a Formula One racing car. That can be arranged. Changed my mind. Sorry. Cool. Bart, stop pestering Satan! #TheSimpsons

Goodbye, Lisa. Remember me as I am- filled with murderous rage! #TheSimpsons

Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear? Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders. He was a zombie? #Simpsons

Oh, and, Mr. Gumble, for the duration of the training, there'll be no more beer. What? Three whole weeks with only wine! #TheSimpsons

Selma, Jub Jub is fantastic. He's everywhere you want to be. #TheSimpsons

Homer, stop picking at it. Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty. #TheSimpsons

Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away. I'll be back on the street in 24 hours. We'll try to make it 12. #Simpsons

It's gaining on us! I'm pedaling backwards. #Simpsons

Barclay, Barry, Bert... Bort? Come on. "Bort"? Mommy, buy me a license plate. No. Come along, Bort. Are you talking to me? No. My son is also named Bort. #TheSimpsons

Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. You want me to be on the show? It's just one line. Mel's supposed to say it, but he's dead. Dead? Or sick. I don't know. I forget. #Simpsons

Oh, something is definitely wrong with this hallway. Come on in! It's your master bedroom! Ow! My nose! #TheSimpsons

Bad influence, my butt! How many times have I told you? Never listen to your mother. #TheSimpsons

In today's news, a 2-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo. But zoo officials were quick to act... and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity. In other news, a 3-ton rhino... that escaped from the zoo last week is still at large. #Simpsons

Hmm. I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order. Bart, you're the man of the house. Lisa, I'm promoting you to boy. Maggie's now the brainy girl. Toaster can fill in for Maggie. And, Marge, you're a consultant. #Simpsons

I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter, but I'm not some ogre. I think you will find me fair and fun. You're dead. You should wash up for dinner. To make it fun, you can use the Mr. Bubble. It'll be like giving your fingers a bubble bath. You are so dead.