Futurama Quotes

We're back, baby! #Futurama

Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of His Highness. But won't that crush my bones? Oh, right, right, with the bones! I always forget about the bones. #Futurama

And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself! #Futurama

Once and for all, Fry, even though it's the future, most objects are still just objects. Not Aliens who look like objects. So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations with the cactus people were doomed from the start. #Futurama

Nowadays, people aren't interested in art that's not tattooed on fat guys. I'm on loan from the Louvre. #Futurama

Behold, the one commandment. Make it a double! #Futurama

Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pop over to the casino for the next 135 hours. #Futurama

Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why? Why? Why didn't I break his legs? #Futurama

Sorry I've been taking up so much of Fry's time. He's just so interesting. Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat? Oh, my, yes. 5.1 pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes. #Futurama

Mom? There's so much I need to say. Is it really you? Yes. I've dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. What did you want to tell me? #Futurama

My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book Earth in the Balance and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards. Sure! Blame the wizards! #Futurama

Holy Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos! They don't leave much to the imagination. Actually, on a robot, they sort of do. #Futurama

What about Igner? That hairless ape? I swear, when he came out, I flipped a coin whether to keep him or the afterbirth. Yes, Mother. You told that story at his graduation. #Futurama

Lady and gentleman how about a hand for my temporary replacement assistant! I was all in this part. It's magic. You're! Not! Fit! To wear! Fry's! Leotard! #Futurama

I like your style, Fry. You remind me of a young me. Not much younger, mind you. Perhaps even a couple of years older. #Futurama

What's that, Seymour? You walking on sunshine? #Futurama

Well, it took almost 12 hours, but it's finished! #Futurama

We can't wait for Coilette any longer, damn it. I have to get home to watch the zombie Osbournes. #Futurama

Okay, we finished digging this shallow grave. Can we go now? #Futurama

15 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Lethal Inspection! #Futurama #OTD

And so the salmon reach the ocean, birthplace of all life. Except the salmon. #Futurama