Quantius Pilate
@QuantiusPilate
Energy L/S HF QR and former CW3 (153M). @Tricare told me that triggering conservative snowflakes on Twitter was effective therapy. #GoBlue 〽️
Punching Nazis will always be a time-honored American tradition.

MAGA SOP when they refuse to face the reality of their poor life decisions


Fat Tommy gets insecure when you bring up his English major


Rwanda could never handle the grind of an SEC schedule


I feel like one of those pageant princesses who just got crowned Miss Universe🤩


This is a personal attack on my LIBERTY AND FREEZEPEACH🥶🍑


only thing Jackie fears more than her latest Scary of the Week is being made fun of but make sure to checkout using code “Poso” with your purchase on @MyPillowUSA so Mike Lindell can get his latest crack fix


these Texas conservatives are softer than the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs


some people just can’t appreciate the life lessons of a youth football coaching legend


“Save us Daddy Elon! The big bad man is hurting our precious feelings!” 😭😭


nothing says “I’m a conservative snowflake” like the good ol’ reply-n-block


from America’s toughest mayor to its softest snowflake
