Qualy the lightbulb
@QualyThe
Official Unofficial EA mascot. I'm here to make friends and maximise utility, and I'm all out of neglected altruistic opportunities
The AI 2027 video is so scary. It's only 2026 and Agent 3 could already to replace 90% of AI researchers

JD Vance would you like to meet the New World Screwworm?
"Listen up 5s, a 7 is talking" (referring to EA Forum strong upvote power)
*Chicken addressing a group of bees*: Listen up 0.071's, a 0.332 is talking
Can I trouble you to ask if you're having a net positive experience right now?

I'm a single issue voter: I want the world to be a better place
"Whoever wins in November," (referring to the EA Forum donation election)
[in the slammer] cop: I need you to submit to a poly graph me: *sigh*, how long have you got? *starts a diagram with Aella in the center*
"the best laid plans of mice & men oft go astray" sure but i bet mice are bringing down the average
*guy recalling the worm wars*: You don't know man, you weren't there