PlantagenetProphet

Apparently if I had a son with a woman who looks something like this, he might look like Justin Hebert. Now I only need to fix my life and find a ~5’11 woman who looks like this and wants to make one

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Walked by three dudes pretending to be women today and intimidated them with my girth and tonnage, patriots are in command!

Yes. Years ago, a professional historian of MLK was granted access to the files: theconversation.com/im-an-mlk-scho…

Happy birthday— and may every day be another wonderful secret

So I work for this professor who wants me to research people he interviewed and this one is unironically a satanic pedophile with like some documentation I don’t know what I’ve stumbled into but I suppose the best thing to do is just do my job

Plotted where most of my ancestors I know about were born, some more in Norway and Switzerland and one in Chile that wouldn’t fit and more in Mexico I don’t know about but surprised by how evenly split they are