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Stupid made up facts from stupid people.
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Elon Musk can't pronounce the word nuclear properly. He says "newkiller".
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Boris Johnson still gets his hair cut at the Build a Bear workshop.
Chappell Roan takes her name from a funeral venue at Stockport Crematorium.
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A blue whale's anus can extend to more than 3 feet wide. This makes it the second biggest arsehole on the planet, just behind Donald Trump.
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In trendy Manchester neighbourhood Ancoats all the sausage dogs are vegan sausage dogs.
Aston Villa forward Jhon Duran is set to sign for Dylexico Madrid.
Elon Musk is named after an awful cologne his father invented in the 1950s.
Kerry Katona is set to live up to her surname once again, this Christmas. Don't tell her but apparently one of her kids has bought her one of those hairless kittens. So yeah, she'll be Kerry Cat Owner again and that's the joke. Anyone want trifle?
Former The Smiths guitar hero Johnny Marr has never knowingly broken wind.
A recent survey by L'Oréal found the amount of gas emitted by Brits on Boxing Day is enough to run Buckingham Palace for almost a decade.