The Useful Idiot
@ProfessorUseful
Yes, I’m credentialed. No, I won’t prove it.
useless is creating fake ads for products that don't exist, stamping them "useless approved" and trying to ™ things as a gimmick, much like we have been doing in the lab for ten days. sounds like the professor is doing his job and gathering mindshare.
🧪 $USEFUL LAB TRANSMISSION: // The Invitation. You’re still chasing charts. We’ve been charting belief itself. While you wait for influencers to post, we’re distorting time from inside of a volatility coil powered by regret and red candles. This isn’t any project. This is a…
MEMO 069 // The Conviction Layer. Temporal Fortitude / Volatility Psychology —————————————————— Market moving sideways? That’s horizontal narrative compression prior to reflexive detonation. How much sleep you lose when the chart goes sideways will ultimately help you…
I’m not trading any more coins in the lab. I’m waiting for reality to catch up to the math. Fully deployed. Foundational narrative anomaly. I’ve merged with the protocol.
The Lab has exceeded .5% concentration. Experimental threshold reached. Awaiting market ignition. $USEFUL
GM. Happy Sunday from $USEFUL Labs. We don’t need to see the roadmap. What we need is a clean read on the bounce vector.
I hold bags so heavy they warp sentiment in neighboring tokens. $USEFUL.
That wick yesterday was real. But only in the context of belief-weighted time loops. And currently? This isn’t a dip. It’s a localized narrative inversion inside a low-momentum volatility sleeve. $USEFUL
We don’t chart price. We map attention thermals across rotating narrative lattices. $USEFUL
Some of us collect rugs. Some of us collect Narrative Tapestries and analyze floor friction.
GM from the Bounce Chamber™ Wick residue everywhere. The chart is green. The timeline is unstable. The lab is glowing. Our conviction was never for sale. $USEFUL
GM from $USEFUL LABS. ✅ The Narrative Compression Chamber™️ is activated. You’re welcome
🟢 24-Hour Giveaway 🟢 $100 to the person who does the most useful thing for their community, either in Web3 or real life, with a video. Rules: - Retweet this post. - Follow @usefulpump. - post video & Tag @usefulpump.
You press this thing and a green candle just appears. No liquidity. No explanation. Just vibes. $USEFUL
I didn’t buy the chart. I bought the coordinates on a different timeline. 1B isnt the market cap. It’s a destination code. 🧪 $USEFUL
Initiating post ignition consolidation loop. Lab remains operational. $USEFUL
Activates the Temporal Finance Engine™ The timeline distorts. Candles invert. You wake up 3 days into a pump you don’t remember entering. $USEFUL
press at your own risk
We may have found the floor pulse. The base isn't broken. It's alive. $USEFUL