Jurickson Profar Propagandist
@Profargandist
Birds, beer, baseball. he/him
Oh my god
"And to the Miami Marlins-- Honestly, when you guys called to offer me a contract for 2015... I had never heard of your Team." 🤣🤣🤣
Something about the mlb trade deadline makes me wana say “where the hoochies at?” lol
Something about the mlb trade deadline makes me wana say “where the hoochies at?” lol
cant believe this bird guy got manny to delete his instagram, talk about an evil fella
cant believe this bird guy got manny to delete his instagram, talk about an evil fella
finally, the perfect time to use this meme
So, nothing really happened to those people who refused to take Covid-19 vaccine.
Any DUMBocracts want to explain this picture of Obama and Jeffrey Epstein drinking beers in Southeast Asia?
people forget that a brave padres fan saved children from a mass shooting at a game in dc
Will you be including ICE agents in this or just the local agencies who have been aiding and abetting them @erikgreupner
Awesome job Greupner, no notes
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
A trio of Phillies fans caught Kyle Schwarber’s 1,000th hit. He only brought out two signed balls. Schwarber said he would go get a third. One of the fans told him he didn’t care about the ball, just wants him to re-sign with the Phillies. Schwarber laughed and got another one.
While working the concession stand, whenever a guest ordered alcohol we had to give them a wristband and a confused customer asked “what is this for” and I responded “so we can find you in the theater and kill you”
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
Sammy just called for Preller to be fired
Jamul Casino Resort Padres Postgame Show | July 25 at Cardinals x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
You people have Stockholm Syndrome.
Bottom of the lineup is a black hole. Once we address that and get king back we’ll look better
It’s not a curse if the GM just can’t fill out a roster.
I can’t do another odd year curse man
“Hard to explain, really”. No, it’s fucking not. These problems have been there all year and plenty of people have been pointing them out but the pitching was strong enough to carry them for a few months and a 7-0 start gave them a decent cushion.
Some absolute dipshit is going to cream his pants about the last time being in ‘98 and act like that means there’s no reason to be concerned.
It gives me no pleasure to share this note, but here it is: Padres currently have 10 hits and no runs. If this score holds, it will be the 5th time in Padres history to have 10+ hits in a game and 0 runs. The last time it happened was 8/19/98 @ FLA (0 R, 11 H).
They’ve made the “They’re winning in the popular vote but losing the electoral college” joke multiple times in the last week. That should be a sign that something is wrong with the offensive strategy.