Matt McCarthy 🇺🇸
@ProfOnX
Professor at Arizona State, bestselling author of "How to Avoid Fcking Up in College." Voted America's Favorite Professor for 22 years in a row!
These Jubilee “Surrounded” debates keep popping up in my feed. STOP. They don’t mean shit. I don’t care who “won.” Go the fuck outside. Touch some grass. Stop making YouTubers rich for yelling in a circle. #Surrounded #Jubilee #DebateClowns #GoOutside #TouchGrass
I’m too old and don’t have the bandwidth—or the shelf life—for this crap: Epstein, Colbert, that Coldplay couple, celebrity “opinions,” fake news (lookin’ at you, @WSJ), rage bait, SNL, Ellen, Rosie and U of A. #DontCare #Next
Friday night trap & skeet league? Yeah, because nothing screams relaxing weekend like standing around with a shotgun pretending you’re in a Duck Dynasty episode. Miss a clay pigeon? No problem, just blame the wind. #BoomersGoneWild #ClayPigeonCarnival #FridayNightBangBang
Google Ads—yeah, used to be AdWords—might be the best AND worst invention ever. Sure, it lets people cash in on their content. But if it never existed? 99% of the noise clogging the InterWebs would vanish overnight. #GoogleAds #InternetNoise #CashGrab
QUESTION: Should #ASU professors like me be required to wear ASU gear in class? (I say yes! The entire athletic staff does.) @ASUathletics #GoDevils #CollegeLife #MascotAuditions
Hey @wsj, quick, who was the U.S. Secretary of Commerce and the Treasury Secretary under any other administration? @howardlutnick and @SecScottBessent are delivering yuge wins everyday and you're ghosting them like a scorned prom date. #WTF #shittymedia
When I went to #ASU, in 1977, it seems like you saw more football players around campus. I my dorm alone (Ocotillo) we all knew Al Harris, Kit Lathrop, John Harris, John Jefferson, and Chris Mott. We all ate at Mariposa together pretty much everyday. @ASUathletics
WWE and politics? Same damn thing. Scripted drama, fake rivalries, and everybody’s cashing a fat check while the crowd screams like it’s real. At least the wrestlers admit it’s entertainment. #WWE #Politics #SameShowDifferentClowns
SOLD OUT FOR THE SEASON! #McCarthySurfboards #ColumbiaRiverGorge #kiteboard #kiteboarding #surfing #surfboards
Open Letter to the United States Air Force,,, Professor Matthew McCarthy W. P. Carey School of Business Arizona State University [email protected] (480) ###-#### May 1st, 2025 Dear Public Affairs Officer, I am writing to respectfully request consideration for an orientation…
“Prof, what are your politics?” Oh, I don’t know… I listen to guys with a clue—Sowell, Friedman, Williams, and now Victor Davis Hanson. If that rattles you, buckle up—Econ 101’s gonna hurt. @VDHanson #ThomasSowell #MiltonFriedman #WalterWilliams #VictorDavisHanson #FreeMarkets…
How the hell is nobody in the Devilsphere talkin’ about @KanyeUdoh6? I watch Army/Navy every damn year—this dude can COOK. Like, make-your-defense-look-stupid cook. Wake up, people! #SunDevils #ForksUp #CollegeFootball #KanyeUdoh6
Hear me out—what if we start a WOMEN’S KITEBOARDING team at ASU? We got Tempe Town Lake, I’ll be the coach, and BOOM—road trips to Maui & the Columbia River Gorge. Yeah, I’m in. 🤙 #ASU #SunDevils #Kiteboarding #TempeTownLake #Maui #ColumbiaRiverGorge #RoadTripRecruiting
My daily driver. #dailydriver #longhorn #gmclonghorn #truck #pickuptruck
You think @WPCareySchool or @ASU will let me wear this to the next convocation? I don't know, but either way, I'm not asking. #graduation #sundevils #forksup
Oh, you’re an @adidas school @asu? That’s cute. Here’s me in freakin’ Sports Illustrated, 1990. Yeah, I was a tennis pro. Yeah, I was the damn Adidas cover boy for this shoe. Sit down, rookie. @GrahamRossini @ASUathletics #centerfold
Has anyone else been told—with a straight face—that they’re not allowed to talk to their partner’s golf ball? Like, DUDE… when I yell “GET LEFT!” or “GO IN!” I’m not hexing it, I’m ROOTING for it. What’s next, no saying "Nice shot?!" @ColtKnost @thesleezyman