Professor David Balls
@ProfDavidBalls
Professor of Astronomy and Politics at University College Borehamwood. ‘Britain’s friendliest Professor’ - The Sunday Times. ‘A sensible man’ - Sir Keir Starmer
Landmark research into the character of Yvette Cooper brings her principles into question. My essay ‘Paint on a plane vs Genocide’ is out tomorrow and took four whole minutes to compile. The paint appears to produce a stronger emotional reaction than the latter (genocide).
I would like to remind everyone that I was fired from my radio show for anti-semitism 12 days prior to James O’Brien being fired from his show for anti-semitism. In this way, I win.
Professor David Balls has been suspended from his 5-7am radio show ‘Balls in the Morning’ pending allegations of anti-semitism.
Solidarity with James O’Brien.
Professor David Balls has been suspended from his 5-7am radio show ‘Balls in the Morning’ pending allegations of anti-semitism.
In today’s lecture on Saffron Swire, we’ll be investigating how her studies of 18th and 19th century satire influenced her 2025 Corbyn piece. Gillray & Rowlandson ruled satire’s golden age, skewering politics & society with bold, revolutionary etchings. artuk.org/discover/stori…
At UC Borehamwood I will be teaching a new course looking at Saffron Swire and the phenomenon of this “cartoon”. Entry will be limited to students with the relevant noble heritage.
🚨Tonight on Newsnight🚨Join myself, Anne Widdecombe, Benjamin Butterworth and Stephen Nolan discussing the Diane Abbott crisis and the definition of racism.
Anne Widdecombe, Steve Nolan Have confirmed. Ben Butterworth too, who has reminded me that he is Black
Solidarity with Diane Abbot. You could argue her work has been more important than mine over the years, but we had some great early morning discussions on the thermodynamics of toast.
Professor David Balls has been suspended from his 5-7am radio show ‘Balls in the Morning’ pending allegations of anti-semitism.
No other country does this!
My son was put into iso just for celebrating white European culture 😡
I don’t understand 😭 Why did I need to condemn Hamas?!?
@ProfDavidBalls has been released from Emblem Digital®️after failing to condemn Hamas.
We hadn’t even joined the bloody zoom call! Lisa Nandy was on early and started screaming about the bloody octopus in shot! I didn’t even see it in the background 😭
Following on from our earlier announcement, consultation will begin on Professor Balls’ future at Emblem Digital®️. The allegation is very serious. The Professor was preparing to speak to Labour Friends of Israel whilst sitting next to Constantine, the Octopus Energy™️ plush toy.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!!
Professor David Balls has been suspended from his 5-7am radio show ‘Balls in the Morning’ pending allegations of anti-semitism.
‼️Breaking‼️Nick Tyrone monkey spotted in Gibraltar. It has been found sitting on the shoulders of tourists providing unwanted lectures on the dangers of socialism.
