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Government tackles water crisis - time for a U-turd? Brand new Private Eye is out now, featuring your favourite emoji 💩 ...and yes you can do all the poo jokes you need to do Available from all good newsagents Or subscribe here: subsonline.co.uk
Critical infrastructure update: 20 substations on Teesside sold to local businessmen for £10.91, as they’re gifted 45% stake in previously publicly-owned electricity network. Another bonanza on the Tees for the lucky few. Full details in @PrivateEyeNews.
No #PMQs today as the entirety of Westminster has disappeared off on holiday 🏖️ But you can still get your political fix of news, jokes and investigative journalism with our brand new issue out today and throughout the rest of the summer! Or subscribe here:…
Part 24 of our Special Report into the Lucy Letby case is now available to download from the Eye website here: private-eye.co.uk/special-report… Part 25 by @drphilhammond is also available to read in the brand new issue of Private Eye which is out now.
Hooray, it's Private Eye week 🎉 Will John Torode and Gregg Wallace be featuring in a follow up #Masterchef cover to issue 1638 from December? You can find out this Wednesday, available from all good newsagents Or subscribe here: subsonline.co.uk
London heatwave. Those underground stations in full: From the latest Private Eye, out now.
🎧 New PAGE 94 Podcast OUT NOW This week: The Epstein Fails Ian, Helen, Adam and Andy discuss the schism tearing apart the previously harmonious MAGA movement, ask Jane Mackenzie about the goings-on at Bangor Cathedral, and enjoy a special Fictional Memoir quiz about the…
Abbatoir From the latest Private Eye, out now.
The children’s publishing world was rocked this week as a book was released by a new author who wasn’t a celebrity. From the latest Private Eye, out now.
It is now 18 months since the European boss of Fujitsu, which supplied the crap Horizon system and whose officials lied to sub-postmasters and to courts about it, accepted moral responsibility and said the company would cough up. Yet it still hasn’t handed over a bean. What it…
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Trump: the comprehensive Mexican food acronyms From the new Private Eye, out now.
“I’m just saying we’d collect more nectar if we weren’t in meetings all day” From the new Private Eye, out now.
South Ayrshire council’s leader and its chief executive have both stepped back from their roles after secret recordings showed them favouring firms with lucrative building and demolition contracts in Ayr town centre. PLUS news from the Rotten Boroughs of Redbridge, Ashfield,…
London is Over, Finished, and Washed Up By Professor Matt Goodwhinge From the new Private Eye, out now.
Bucket hat sales soar as Oasis tour. From the new Private Eye, out now.
