“Parody” Jesus
@Presidont99
Elon will get mad if I don’t tell you I’m not actually Jesus.
We could fix climate change with a car that runs on depression.
Stop voting for the Dumb Bitch caucus
IMPEACH MERRICK GARLAND!
My give a fuck went offline several months ago and no one here has the technical knowledge to bring it back online.
What were the odds that a giant asshole would break the butthole app?
Elon Musk: everyone must stop working remotely and return to the office. Also Elon Musk: WE ARE CUTTING OFF BADGE ACCESS, EVERYONE OUT OF THE BUILDING!
Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight
I will beat a quadriplegic in a wheelbarrow race EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
i use my dick the way most christians use the bible. to spread hate and idiocy.
i’m gonna eat so many enchiladas i shit my pants stay woke
There are grown ass men who think having butt sex with a woman makes you gay, and we elect them to public office. Lame.
yeah I paid for twitter and im getting my money's worth now watch this elite ending
Spending my day asking everyone who walks in the shop if they saw the Vikings/Bills game.
Week 10: Vikings @ Bills Game of the Year nflgamedata.com
romance tweets are the grossest thing on twitter and i saw a man’s butthole two days ago.
This guy wears clown shoes in the shower? Why, you may ask does he wear clown shoes in the shower? Because he’s a really dumb fucking clown.
Unmarried women in America are lost, miserable, addicted to SSRIs and alcohol, wracked with guilt from abortion, and wandering from partner to partner. They are the Democrats’ core base now, and the Democrats will do everything possible to manufacture more of them.