Poker Roasters

When asked if he wanted to check out the Fremont Experience Allen Kessler responded "you had me at free."

Many are hoping a Leo Margets win will usher in the next big poker boom, except for Nick Vertucci who prefers a big poker bust.

Matt Blagg is feuding with Darren Rabinowitz? Usually when a poker player is concerned about Rabbi it's Dan Bilzerian.

Many are accusing Shaun Deeb of abusing the points system. And that's just his Weight Watchers personalized SmartPoints allowance.

Many do not like the POY calculation method. According to Phil Hellmuth this is the most outrageous formula since Formula 1 paving.

America cares more about a CEO cheating than America's card room does about GTO cheating.

When asked if Shaun Deeb has an enormous asterisk next to his POY award in light of The Grinder's summer Allen Kessler responded "you had me at enormous ass."

Many had their most profitable wsop ever. And that's just the thousands saved on door tickets to Big Huni's cancelled July 4th bash.

This account's current Do Not Roast list: 1) Kevmath 2) Remko Rinkema III) Bobby Schmidt 4) Golfer Josh Arieh 5) Ty Dobbertin

Michael Mizrachi was granted exemption into the poker hall of fame. The voters plan to balance things out next year by issuing two denials to Matt Savage.

The only valid reason to have the main event behind a paywall is to prevent Allen Kessler from watching.

Now that the wsop stopped the main event early Phil Hellmuth has announced he will consider playing next year.

Many believe rules have been enforced arbitrarily this summer, except for Shaun Deeb who thinks the wsop should continue handing out penalties like candy.

The "modern" era of poker is undefined, with most claiming it began when a young Dominik Nitsche brought a Nintendo Game Boy to the rail of the 96' main event.

Leo Margets has made history, becoming the first woman since 1995 to finally make it out of the Paris parking garage.

William Kassouf's elimination interview went on for 18.5 minutes, or as Christoph Vogelsang calls it, the cliffs notes.

According to Bencb it is good for Leo Margets to make the final table because Leo is a man's name.

William Kassouf has now surpassed the Big Beautiful as poker's most damaging Bill.

Many are failing to realize that Kassouf is only being difficult as part of WPT Gold's promotion for most annoying Main Event Player.

Holding one chip back is contentious. I haven't seen a single chip cause poker this much chaos since the one on the shoulder of Nick Vertucci.

Nick Schulman is the poker hall of fame 2025 inductee. The voters selected Nick over the second place finisher Anybody But Matt Savage.