Points in Case

Thanks to my dedication, all of the horrors I’ve planted are glossy and lush. Their roots are growing deeper every day. pointsincase.com/articles/while…

I mean just like, with the armed robbery in general, how do you think it’s going? Is this comparable to other bank robberies you’ve been through? pointsincase.com/articles/im-a-…

But, if I could offer one tiny suggestion, while you sound amazing, the song choice doesn’t show off your full potential. pointsincase.com/articles/i-kno…

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - PIC has been one of a small handful of humor venues I've known and loved - Instagram! Some random author I was stalking - Been reading / appreciating the community for a bit! - Following the work of other funny comedy writers

Slagar the Cruel is considered a front runner for the 2028 Republican primary. pointsincase.com/articles/redwa…

Let me stop you. That’s not mold. That’s ambiance. That’s character. That’s the sort of authentic, rustic charm people pay top dollar for. pointsincase.com/articles/im-yo…

Latest piece for @PointsinCase (w/ Tmo Bradach). This one goes out to the husbands! pointsincase.com/articles/husba…

Michael D’Jordan: Michael OF Jordan. Michael E. Jordan: Steeple Magazine’s Saintliest Man Alive (2020). pointsincase.com/lists/the-mich…

Ya'll must be nuttier than a squirrel's mouth to think you can set up establishments WITHOUT proper certification and licenses. pointsincase.com/articles/this-…

Fantasy: Emotionally, I am more stable than a 1000-year-old Sequoia. Reality: I faked a cat allergy when my wife caught me crying at Toy Story 3. pointsincase.com/articles/husba…

Me say in day, “Only small fire this night. No add ‘one more wood.’” But me keep stare and stare and no sleep. pointsincase.com/articles/a-cav…

What I actually look like: I walk slowly and calculatedly because these shades are darker than I remember from last summer. pointsincase.com/articles/how-i…

My latest humor piece for ⁦@PointsinCase⁩ is a testament to the fact that I’ll never win the housing lottery, but you can never lose when it comes to making jokes about cats on the internet 🐱 pointsincase.com/lists/are-you-…

First, remember what you named the file. “Invention idea: the wheel”? “Wheel stuff”? “Wheel deets”? Maybe just “wheel”? pointsincase.com/articles/dont-…

For the fourth time this month you’re asking yourself: am I on a date with Hall-of-Famer Shaquille O’Neal wearing an elaborate disguise? pointsincase.com/articles/how-t…

Visitors can tell which piece of furniture is your favorite just by looking at what has the most stains. pointsincase.com/lists/are-you-…

Can’t you see how clean my oven is? How filed my taxes are? How very walked my dog is? And yet, the thing is still not done. pointsincase.com/articles/why-i…

Instead of scrutinizing the position of my butt, I would suggest admiring the lack of buttress in the position of my savings account. pointsincase.com/articles/peopl…

By birth order or circumstantial trauma, you have been designated as the emotional backbone of the household. pointsincase.com/articles/terms…

Gamer Dogs - Dogs playing poker - Dogs cheating at poker -The puppies in the Puppy Bowl pointsincase.com/articles/a-cat…