Pyukumuku’s Pokemon "Facts"

Daily Pokemon Fact #0068: Machamp Machamp are legally required to have a trainer in most regions. Ever since they were introduced, there have been a number of reports of wild Machamp ripping people in half for provoking them. They are quite easy to train, so this isn't an issue.

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Daily Pokemon Fact #0067: Machoke Machoke only started to wear belt after seeing human wrestlers wear them. Because of their surprisingly good coordination, they make these belts themselves as Machop. Once the belt is complete, the Machop evolve.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0066: Machop Machop that fail to be strong enough for their pack are starved by the Machokes/Machamps in charge. If this happens, that specific Machop is as good as dead, as it will refuse to eat, drink, or sleep, even in captivity.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0065: Alakazam When it sees a Pokemon made of food (like Alcremie and Vannilish), it will use its psychic abilities to tear them apart with its spoons, feasting on what’s left. This only gets deadlier upon mega evolving.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0064: Kadabra A singular Kadabra owns the right to spoons. If you would like to make, sell, or use spoons in a business manner, you have to get permission from that Kadabra. Because of this, most restaurants just use sporks, which it does not own.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0063: Abra Abra never stay in the same spot for more than one night. After it wakes up, it will teleport to a different region, where it will go back to sleep. While it usually picks randomly, some regions get less Abra than others, with some getting none.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0062: Poliwrath Poliwrath and Poliwhirl are not a different Pokemon. The Water stone used to "evolve" Poliwhirl pissed it off so much that the anger it feels is translated into the strikes it deals and the hits it takes. It will hold this grudge.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0061: Poliwhirl Poliwhirl spent millions of dollars to appear alongside more popular Pokemon on merchandise in an attempt to make itself more popular. This failed miserably, leading to Poliwhirl being in millions of dollars in dept with no way to pay it back.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0060: Poliwag The swirl on its stomach not only functions as an organ, but a defensive mechanism as well. Staring into the swirl for too long can cause one to go mad, resulting in the predator occasionally eating itself instead of Poliwag.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0059: Arcanine Arcanine is referred to as a creature of legend, but it really shouldn’t be. The Pokémon in the legends is Entei, but because nobody knew what an Entei was, they wrote it down as an Arcanine. This legend is yet to be corrected.

Daily Pokemon Facts #0058: Growlithe Growlithe are the most popular Pokemon for police, but in order to become a police dog, it must pass several tests. These tests weed out the Growlithe that are either too friendly or too aggressive, which ends up being most of them.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0057: Primeape Primeape gets close to death not related to its anger several times within its life. When this happens, Primeape can often just refuse to die, even in critical condition. Only when it is ready to die will it evolve, cursing it with longer life

Daily Pokemon Fact #0056: Mankey Usually when a Pokemon doesn't appear in a specific Universe, its because it never existed in that specific universe. Mankey did exist, but because they got violent so quickly, Mankey were hunted to extinction in some universes.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0055: Golduck Somewhere in the world exists a golden statue of Golduck, which was made before Golduck was. On vacation, a GameFreak employee's kid pointed at the statue and said "that's a gold duck!" He then made Golduck and Nintendo disposed of the statue

Daily Pokemon Fact #0054: Psyduck Psyduck are known to have headaches bad enough to cause damage, but usually, this will not harm Psyduck in any way outside of the headache. However, if you startle one while it is undergoing massive stress, there is a chance Psyduck explodes.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0053: Persian The red dot on Persian's head is dried blood. While evolving, Meowth rip the coin out of their head so the head can change shape. Persian's blood looks like dark ruby upon drying, so it is a highly valued item.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0052: Meowth As long as you are touching a conscious Meowth’s coin, you will have incredible fortune. They will scratch at you if you do this though. Nobody gets to hold it for long, as they will scratch until the finger comes off.

Daily Pokemon Fact #0051: Dugtrio Dugtrio seem like just three Diglett, but they are anything but. Underneath, their roots go to the core of the earth, providing energy to every single Diglett.

Daily Pokemon Fact #50: Diglett Every Diglett on Earth is connected to one another. This is done through a root system that spans through the entire world. Through this root, they can communicate with each other, forming a hive mind of sorts.