Mike D
@PissedOffMike
East coast, west coast. Tweeting from somewhere in North America ✈
Bill Zito just whipping his cock out and taking a leak on the rest of the league at this point. #TimeToHunt
Why was the translator understanding nothing? Making @bisping work overtime. #UFCBaku
My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was Normal, then Light, and now Zero.
Respect to the drunk couple sitting behind the commentary team, showing up for all the prelim fights. #UFC318

The Canadiens future has been getting brighter and brighter. youtu.be/SQoyPdCWvb4?si…
I see Usada has cordially taken a hike #UFC317 this isn't right. Hermansson boutta get starched
Just fucking retire you’re such a loser you ruined the division and halted another man’s career
Marner not returning to #LeafsForever time to hold a candle light vigil on TSN and Sportsnet
You know the #GrandPrix is in town when people start driving like retards
Toronto Maple Leafs now Toronto Go Fuck Yourself Forever