Pickle
@PickliciousF
Apparently now 10lbs 6oz of pure love. Education: Miss Petunia’s Academy for Young Ladies (1day). Taco Truck owner (bankrupt)
What is this room I have never seen before??? What else are you hiding from me???
He’s had a perm. I am going to swipe that off his head any second.
Whatcha doing? Play with me. I’m hungry. I’m bored. What do you mean you’re trying to sleep because I got you up at 4.30??? I was being helpful!!! Where’s my treats???
I put this on his head while he was asleep last night. He’s calling all the papers telling them there’s been a miracle.
It’s so obviously a wig. Can no one else see it??? OK, I’m going to eat this one too and then let’s see what happens.
I’m watching the Wimblingdon final from under a stool because it’s too exciting! It also means I can watch my mummy who’s lying on the floor too. Come on Mr Alcatraz!!!
On this very very hot day please think about all the doggies who live on the streets! @dotslondon dogsonthestreets.org/donate-new/ #CatAmbassador
My mummy is watching Mr JockeyBits in the Amsterdams, so I have made the Idiots let me watch it here & I’m sending her tellypathic love bombs through the screen #Wimblingdon
You so do too! Why are you wearing a hat when it’s 90 degrees out??? We all know you’re bald since I ate your toupee!!!
I wouldn't lie! It's in my contract that I must check every press release with @JaneFallon before making any statements to the media.